TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 3/14/06 at 5:10am

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?


1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young,
we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about
a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring
that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in
the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light
bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please,please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these
people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8 . Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm
bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't
see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the
carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no
stinking light bulb."

12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs
in a little circle...

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and
he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs.
So, the real question is:
"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some
dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE
MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

[mominator]

Posted: 3/14/06 at 6:24am

Boobsie, lol!!! Having had a Cocker Spaniel for 14 years I know that one all too well.
The cat comment is sweet!

[ashley0139]

Posted: 3/14/06 at 6:49am

cute.

[Broadway_Baby]

Posted: 3/14/06 at 7:22am

"Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in
the dark."

That's one of my favorites.



Love it, Boobsy.

Good Morning Everyone!

[caitiesus1522]

Posted: 3/14/06 at 7:51am

That is so cute!

[Mamie]

Posted: 3/14/06 at 9:13am

I LOVE that, Boobs! (Do you get the feeling that whoever wrote that has watched a few Westminster Kennel Dog shows?)

[staticradar]

Posted: 3/14/06 at 9:29am

Have a poodle and a cat, though my poodle actually fits the Jack Russell Terrier discription more then a poodle description lol. But so true about the cats.

Love these morning chuckles, they get me through the day :)

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 3/14/06 at 10:10am

Have two cats and they rule the house...as it should be

Thanks Boobs!!

[Becky2]

Posted: 3/14/06 at 10:27am

lol, the cocker spaniel one is the best.