TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/2/06 at 5:08am

A Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"

First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange."

The second little boy says"Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks "Does a fart have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says "Johnny! Of course not!!!"

"OK. Then I DEFINITELY SH*T my pants."

[mominator]

Posted: 5/2/06 at 6:24am

Ewwwww, BB!

[Broadway_Baby]

Posted: 5/2/06 at 6:40am

Ahhhh!



Good Morning Everyone!

[ashley0139]

Posted: 5/2/06 at 6:52am

Wow.

[soapguy17]

Posted: 5/2/06 at 6:59am

Good Morning, Boobsie

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/2/06 at 7:02am

Good morning to all my chuckle buddies !!!

[KelRel]

Posted: 5/2/06 at 8:11am

Good morning everyone! Boobsie, is that a personal childhood story?

[Mamie]

Posted: 5/2/06 at 8:30am

ewwww - we are in a mood this morning! lol

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/2/06 at 8:31am

Sssshhhh Kel..no one is supposed to know.

[KelRel]

Posted: 5/2/06 at 8:33am

Oh sorry...I'll keep it quiet.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 5/2/06 at 8:34am

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/2/06 at 8:42am

Girly...if you keep making that face it's gonna stay that way.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 5/2/06 at 8:43am

No. That's only true with my rolling eyes face.