TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/6/06 at 5:13am
A koala is sitting up in a gum tree ... smoking a joint
when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,
"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"
The koala says:
"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and
they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his
mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But
the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and
falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and
helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:
"What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned
and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into
the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting
finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much
water did you drink?!!"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Updated On: 6/6/06 at 05:13 AM
#1re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/6/06 at 7:02am
You should have told this one on April 20th! (4/20)
Very Cute, though. 
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#2re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/6/06 at 7:27amLove. It.
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
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#3re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/6/06 at 7:56amHaha! I love it!
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#5re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/6/06 at 8:48amDon't you remember when you sent it to me?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#6re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/6/06 at 8:56am
So even the animals in Australia are insane.
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#7re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/6/06 at 9:06am
After a day of smokin', I guess I don't.
Hope all is well with you!
#8re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/6/06 at 9:07amA KOALA!!!!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#9re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/6/06 at 10:12amNiiice. Hah.
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#12re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/6/06 at 12:42pmThat's cute. Good Morning, Boobsie.
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
#13re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/6/06 at 12:44pmHi ya Soapy !!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#14re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/6/06 at 12:46pmThat was cute - took me moment though...
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