Can I say Karen from W&G as well? Because I'm catty and superficial?
Oh, and my likeness to Mir...well, none of my circle of friends would want to have a threeway with me, I'm less cool than them, I don't get laid as often as they do, and the men I DO date tend to be shlubs. I eat chocolate cake when I'm depressed (and have actually picked out a pinchful from the garbage can when I was sad), am argumentative and snarky and unattractive and make guys feel uncomfortable. It can be summed up in this quote: "Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality."
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
