Talking with Your Mouth Full of Food

I only talk with my mouth full when discussing baseball and football.

I find it disgusting. My twelve year old has some bad eating habits.

My mother in law does the same! Yikes!

Yeah, you have no qualms about this when you're sucking in Thai food by the pound, katy darlin'.

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I didn't realize grown-ups did this...

IF I must respond to something when I still have food in my mouth, I will at least cover my mouth with my hand and apologize.

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This reminds me of a story: I had a met a woman through friends a couple of New Years Eves ago. Instant attraction and electricity between dancing all nite. We exchanged flirtatious emails and phone calls and went out a couple of weeks later.

We decided on brunch and to go see "The Hours." We go to the diner and I order an omelette and she orders scrambled eggs and bacon. The food comes and she takes a big forkful of eggies and bacon and starts yapping away with chunks of egg and bacon flying out of her mouth.

I almost barfed on the spot. "Maybe she's nervous,' I thought being the first date with me. "Relax, we have time," I said.
"This is how I eat," she replied, as a piece of egg hit the table. I didn't look directly at her the rest of the meal.

I had to see her one more time as we had tickets for "Medea"
Luckily she had to see her shrink and couldn't make dinner. That was it though for that relationship even with the potential hot sex pending.

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A E I O U

The Rain In Spain......

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I like to talk with my mouth full of Brach's Lemon drops.

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Updated On: 10/28/05 at 02:46 PM

I have to confess I did this Monday night. ON STAGE! lol It couldn't be helped!

I say if the flow of conversation forces one to speak while a bit of food is in your mouth--just cover your mouth so no one has to SEE you masticating.

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