Target gift cards are scary

#1

Target gift cards are scary

Posted: 12/11/04 at 4:17pm

Has anyone seen the ones that make noise? There is a talking SpongebobSquarepants one in my house and it's freaking the crap out of me. It giggles... *twitch* and it makes this derranged, just-got-out-of-my-straightjacket-let's-go-celebrate-by-KILLING-SOMEONE type of laugh.

#2

re: Target gift cards are scary

Posted: 12/11/04 at 4:20pm

Lol...they are scary. But not as scary as the trailer for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...


EEK!

#3

re: Target gift cards are scary

Posted: 12/11/04 at 4:21pm

Wait, are you calling Johnny Depp scary?

#4

re: Target gift cards are scary

Posted: 12/11/04 at 4:25pm

Uh, yes.

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#5

re: Target gift cards are scary

Posted: 12/11/04 at 4:28pm

I don't even know why I talk to you, Tiff.

#6

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Posted: 12/11/04 at 6:14pm

I must agree about the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory trailer...

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#7

re: Target gift cards are scary

Posted: 12/11/04 at 11:20pm

Furthermore, Johnny Depp isn't even particularly sexy. Good actor, sure, but I never saw the aesthetic appeal.

*dons asbestos pajams and runs*

#8

re: Target gift cards are scary

Posted: 12/12/04 at 4:43pm

..I don't think he's sexy, I think he's very good-looking... not the same thing I don't think lol...

But Charlie and the Chocolate Factory has always scared me..Johnny Depp or no Johnny Depp

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#9

re: Target gift cards are scary

Posted: 12/12/04 at 4:58pm

I hate Target. They do not allow Toys for Tots boxes in their stores. It is run by the military and Target is owned by the French.

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#10

re: Target gift cards are scary

Posted: 12/12/04 at 5:00pm

Every time I read the title of this thread I always read "Tarot gift cards are sexy"... I'm not sure why...

I love Target, though. And I love Johnny Depp.

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#11

re: Target gift cards are scary

Posted: 12/12/04 at 5:02pm

Plum, I think I have just fallen in love with you. You are the only other person in the entire world that I have met that agree with me about Johnny Depp not being a hottie.


Thank you.

#12

re: Target gift cards are scary

Posted: 12/12/04 at 5:02pm

i don't really have a love or hate for target. it's just there. i don't go out of my way to go, but i do when i need to.

but johnny depp, on the other hand, i could NEVER live without. ahh that eyeliner! *swoons*

#13

re: Target gift cards are scary

Posted: 12/12/04 at 5:05pm

I enjoy your icon BEKA...I enjoy it very much.

#14

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Posted: 12/12/04 at 5:09pm

i drool every time i look at it

#15

re: Target gift cards are scary

Posted: 12/12/04 at 11:36pm

I don't get the Depp appeal either....

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#16

re: Target gift cards are scary

Posted: 12/12/04 at 11:39pm

Back to the spongebob giftcard... Oh. My. God. Those things are f*cking creepy. Why kids find that retarded yellow sponge ammusing is beyond me. And I REALLY hate its laugh, which was perfectly described as 'derranged, just-got-out-of-my-straightjacket-let's-go-celebrate-by-KILLING-SOMEONE type of laugh.'. ::cringes at the thought::

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#17

re: Target gift cards are scary

Posted: 12/12/04 at 11:40pm

THANK YOU GLORY!

I have found a threadjack that I dislike, one insulting Johnny Depp. Glory, do you suffer from one of these wretched things as well? Who in your household owns one?

#18

re: Target gift cards are scary

Posted: 12/12/04 at 11:41pm

I HATE SPONGEBOB. WITH A BURNING HOT PASSION. I WANT TO RIP THAT STUPID LITTLE CREATURE TO PIECES THEN THROW IT IN THE TOILET THEN PISS ON IT THEN FLUSH IT DOWN.

#19

re: Target gift cards are scary

Posted: 12/12/04 at 11:43pm

*hugs Beka*

#20

re: Target gift cards are scary

Posted: 12/12/04 at 11:44pm

THANK YOU SOM. i think we should start a spongebob hate thread.

#21

re: Target gift cards are scary

Posted: 12/12/04 at 11:45pm

I wouldnt say Depp is "handsome" but he has a mysterious quality to him that can be attractive (And by that, I mean CHOCOLAT).... however, there is nothing attractive about him as Willy Wonka. There is something about him in that preview that weirds me out.

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#22

re: Target gift cards are scary

Posted: 12/12/04 at 11:45pm

'Glory, do you suffer from one of these wretched things as well? Who in your household owns one? '

Actually, a friend of mine collects giftcards. Like not for the money, just so she can have a bunch of random cards. And so, since she especially likes weird ones that arent just a card, I got her the spongebob, and 2 other ones (only they all actually had a few buck on them) for a Hanukah gift...

However the donwside was that my sister was making it... ::shudder::... laugh ....the entire ride home.

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Here in this cold white room tied up to these machines, it's hard to imagine life as it used to be. Laughing, screaming, tumbling queen... Like the most amazing light show you've ever seen. Whirling, swirling, never blue... How could you go and die? What a selfish thing to do... RIP Jason

#23

re: Target gift cards are scary

Posted: 12/12/04 at 11:47pm

*hugs Glory*

Beka, we need that thread. Spongebob will land us all in therapy.

#24

re: Target gift cards are scary

Posted: 12/12/04 at 11:47pm

ok. off to start it.

#25

re: Target gift cards are scary

Posted: 12/12/04 at 11:55pm

'*hugs Glory*'
'Beka, we need that thread. Spongebob will land us all in therapy. '

I'm serious. I am totaly scarred for life haha....

Oh, and about Depp... Well I'm not one to comment on looks but I believe he is a brilliant actor. He's just so over the top and completely engulfed in whatever character he plays. Who cares what he looks like? In the movies its all to add to his character... He doesn't wear heavy eyeliner in real life etc etc.

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Here in this cold white room tied up to these machines, it's hard to imagine life as it used to be. Laughing, screaming, tumbling queen... Like the most amazing light show you've ever seen. Whirling, swirling, never blue... How could you go and die? What a selfish thing to do... RIP Jason