Tiff- you okay? Or, do we need to send 911?
Jane2--- I'll protect ya... and don't think you can run from me either... the Canadian border guards are not quite yet allowed to carry firearms :)
YWIW---
"And, I am an old, old hag, with a bit of sassiness left in her, so drinks with me would probably be quite disappointing! "
oh..baby.. we will SO get along..
I'm still LOLing when I read that.
Fido, I'm an old old old old hag-nyah nyah
I still say that Undi should take Jaily along with her - a bar with Jaily and Fido in it would simply implode. And having Jane and YWIW would be a blast!
Let me make sure I am clear, I am a straight, female, old, old hag . . .
Just want to make sure there are no misconceptions.
Tiff, I am glad I brought a smile to your face.
How are those applications?
Updated On: 2/22/06 at 12:39 AM
We probably would all have a great time- IN NY!
You're trying to convince 4 West Coasters and 1 East Coaster who's already planning to visit the West Coast to all go to NY??
Let me make sure I am clear, I am a straigh, female, old, old hag . . .
You know, Jane2 once said that to me. But she keeps sticking her hand in my back fat, thinking it's my a*s so...
straight, old, female, hag..
yea, yea, yea..
one of my best buds to hang at several piano (read-patrons sing) is an old straight femail hag... former WA State Republican housemember.. :)
you can't run from me, baby...
No wonder she has a habit of sniffing then washing her hands.
Hmmmm. It explains a lot.
Ewww - that was gross.
Fido, if I ever get up north, I will let you know.
Updated On: 2/22/06 at 12:42 AM
LMAO - oh, you're on a roll tonight.
is she on your fat roll though! haha.
Oh, I was talking about me - did you think I was talking about Jane?
Fido, you're a boy?
Well, I call Fido a Susan, but I guess anatomically he's probably a dude.
And Jane, I was seriously about to crack out a stomach roll joke.
Great minds blah blah
Hey just a one second diveretissement-are we ever bringing back the COOTTS?
OH MY GOD! I have to come online to find out about Undi's upcoming visit to the NW!!! We have to talk, missy!!!
I'm gone for an evening and the thread grows exponentially... *ponders*
erm, tiffy, dear, you used my name earlier, btw.
BTW - I have plenty of my own fat rolls to play with, I don't need Tiff's!
Exactly how fat ARE you, YWIW
Well, was able to install my mom's Receiver and contort my body around her annoyingly small and stuff Stereo cabinet. But there is a wee bit more YWIW than I would like!
Oh my God, DD, I did! Sorry - it's just been edited. *blush* And I've been so good about using your alias.
YWIW, there's no way you're as fat Jane2. Do you have your own forklift instead of a car?
No, and I can use a standard seatbelt. So I think I am safe for now!
Do airlines classify you as a "customer of size"?
Nope. Just a customer drinks alcohol when she is in first class or business class via an upgrade.
Good Night Ladies. A long day of work tomorrow.
Have fun. Eat up. Think of me.
Updated On: 2/22/06 at 12:59 AM
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