Ted Haggard Massage Table on eBay

[WindyCityActor]

Posted: 3/9/07 at 5:45pm

Own a piece of Ted Haggard history from Mike Jones.

The table where it all happened.

Table is about 10 years old with a few tears but totaly usable.

Will autograph table if requested and in June an autographed book "I Had To Say Something" by Mike Jones will be sent.

All proceeds benefit 'Project Angel Heart', who provides people living with HIV/AIDS, cancer and other life-threatening illnesses nutritious home-delivered meals.

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[Calvin]

Posted: 3/9/07 at 5:46pm

Does it come with those Mayan spirit purifier thingies they use after Bush visits?

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 3/9/07 at 5:47pm

Maybe Newt will sign it as well.....

[lildogs]

Posted: 3/9/07 at 5:52pm

I'm surprised it doesn't have a rim seat.

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 3/9/07 at 5:53pm

It's purple? Well, that should have been a clue right there!

Knewt has always reminded me of the Keebler elf - just thinking about him in that hollow log gives me the heebie jeebies.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 3/9/07 at 7:19pm

Those aren't RIM SEATS on massage tables, lildogs. They're FACE CRADLES. You put your FACE there, not your--

Hmmm...

[MatthewAddison]

Posted: 3/9/07 at 7:21pm

Oh, well next time I get a massage, that liar masseur is gonna get an mouth full from me!

Updated On: 3/9/07 at 07:21 PM

[Auggie27]

Posted: 3/9/07 at 8:56pm

Hmm, Mathew. Well, there's no one as sour as a masseur who just got an unexpected mouthful.

[MatthewAddison]

Posted: 3/10/07 at 12:39am

True, true.

But he'll forgive when he sees my tip. I always provide an ample tip.