Teenage Caveman
Teenage Caveman
#0Teenage Caveman
Posted: 8/29/05 at 4:03pm
Has anyone else seen this movie??? It was on TV last night at like two in the morning. Honestly, it's the best half-ass monster porno movie I've ever seen! Usually it bothers me when kiddy porn tries to pass itself off as a legitimate movie, but this was just too funny. four star entertainment. wow...
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Joined: 12/31/69
#1re: Teenage Caveman
Posted: 8/29/05 at 4:13pm
that looks just stupid enough for me to enjoy it... off to Netflix I go.
#2re: Teenage Caveman
Posted: 8/29/05 at 4:39pmapparently the director guy has made a few other movies with teens having explicit sex... the plot for this was thin, but what there was had me laughing the whole time. I'll never understand how movies like these get funding and Pulitzer Prize winning plays don't... if ya wanna make a porno make a porno. don't make a soft-core romp and try and pass it off as a sci fi flik... Updated On: 8/29/05 at 04:39 PM
#3re: Teenage Caveman
Posted: 8/29/05 at 5:08pmOh my God! I watched this last night too! I've had a thing for Andrew Keegan for forever and a day. One of my best friends looks an awful lot like him and they act very similar too. It was a bad movie yet I found myself really enjoying it!
#4re: Teenage Caveman
Posted: 8/29/05 at 5:09pmTHIS actually looks like something worth watching!!
#5re: Teenage Caveman
Posted: 8/29/05 at 5:17pmit was worth it for Andrew Keegan. I've had a thing for him too. never thought I'd get to see him "on the job"...
#6re: Teenage Caveman
Posted: 8/29/05 at 5:24pmThe funny thing was that as I sat there watching it all I couldn't help but think that this would make a kitchy Off-Broadway musical!
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#7re: Teenage Caveman
Posted: 8/29/05 at 5:31pm
Ok I'm mildly frightened yet strangely curious..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#8re: Teenage Caveman
Posted: 8/29/05 at 5:31pm
mmmm... maybe. but it would be difficult, on-stage, to show all the girls naked while simultaneously making sure that there's always something conveniently covering up the front of the males... like a wine bottle... what was up with that? you can always tell when a movie was directed by a straight male...
Updated On: 8/29/05 at 05:31 PM
#9re: Teenage Caveman
Posted: 8/29/05 at 5:32pmSince when do you have to avoid full frontal nudity on stage?
#10re: Teenage Caveman
Posted: 8/29/05 at 5:34pmyou don't. I was simply referring to how terribly obvious it was that they were trying deperatly to avoid male nudity...
#11re: Teenage Caveman
Posted: 8/29/05 at 5:36pm
Oh! Gotcha! Yeah, it was pretty funny. Although, there were a few nice @ss shots. I gotta stop talking about this now, it's kinda getting me hot and bothered! lol 
#12re: Teenage Caveman
Posted: 8/29/05 at 5:40pmI'm considering buying the DVD. it's only five bucks used. just so I can have it and show it to a few of my friends who will think it's hysterical... Updated On: 8/29/05 at 05:40 PM
ZONEACE
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#13re: Teenage Caveman
Posted: 8/29/05 at 5:45pmthat movie was so bad. i saw one night in the middle of the night on a movie channel and just couldn't change the channel because it was so bad. It hypnotized me and made me do its bidding.
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#15re: Teenage Caveman
Posted: 8/29/05 at 6:05pmIt's porn-y? Hmmmmm...I like hairy guys, so...
#16re: Teenage Caveman
Posted: 8/29/05 at 6:15pmlol. no hairy guys. andrew keegan has no chest hair. it's the apocalypse all their hair fell off... except for the one girl who shaves... Updated On: 8/29/05 at 06:15 PM
#17re: Teenage Caveman
Posted: 8/30/05 at 10:58amSpeaking of the yummy Andrew Keegan, I watched A MIDSUMMER'S NIGHT RAVE last night. Has anyone seen this one too? I actually enjoyed it.
Magicfingers2
Understudy Joined: 1/10/05
#18re: Teenage Caveman
Posted: 8/30/05 at 12:26pmit's got some hot scenes, I saw it by accident.
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