"Ten Tips For Modern Day Living" by Cruel_Sandwich

[Cruel_Sandwich]

"Ten Tips For Modern Day Living" by Cruel_Sandwich#1

Posted: 1/17/08 at 4:30pm

1) The air is thick with words and letters that mean zero. There is no shame to adding to this pot.

2) Bring goulashes. The rain can come at any time.

3) There is no shame in eating the dead.

4) Dyeing your hair makes for bad partying.

5) Never love anything. It will only knock you down in the end.

6) Children are meant to be left alone, not carted around.

7) "Football" can refer to either soccer, American football, Canadian football, or checkers.

Richard Nixon's boogers were quite tasty.

9) Eat and sleep well. You never know when it can end.

10) There is no ten.

[tazber]

re: 'Ten Tips For Modern Day Living' by Cruel_Sandwich#2

Posted: 1/17/08 at 4:39pm

now see, I found Nixon's boogers to be on the bitter side.

....but the world goes 'round

[D2]

re: 'Ten Tips For Modern Day Living' by Cruel_Sandwich#2

Posted: 1/17/08 at 4:43pm

What in the world would I do with soggy beef and noodles?

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

[Jane2]

re: 'Ten Tips For Modern Day Living' by Cruel_Sandwich#3

Posted: 1/17/08 at 4:45pm

C_S-you took one step forward and two steps back. Pity.

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

[tazber]

re: 'Ten Tips For Modern Day Living' by Cruel_Sandwich#4

Posted: 1/17/08 at 4:47pm

are you refering to eating the dead Deet?

....but the world goes 'round

[Pippin]

re: 'Ten Tips For Modern Day Living' by Cruel_Sandwich#5

Posted: 1/17/08 at 4:51pm

"C_S-you took one step forward and two steps back. Pity."


two?!? more like 9.

"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."

[D2]

re: 'Ten Tips For Modern Day Living' by Cruel_Sandwich#6

Posted: 1/17/08 at 4:51pm

"goulashes"

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

[Jane2]

re: 'Ten Tips For Modern Day Living' by Cruel_Sandwich#7

Posted: 1/17/08 at 4:55pm

"two?!? more like 9"

You're right. He's right back where he started on here. I'm always the optimist, hoping people can get better. He posted a couple of good threads which didn't seem to be crying out for attention, didn't seem to be saying "look how wacky I am." I was wrong.

I'm starting not to care anymore if he sees a therapist or not. I ran out of patience.

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

[scott68]

re: 'Ten Tips For Modern Day Living' by Cruel_Sandwich#8

Posted: 1/17/08 at 4:56pm

Lots of things can come at any time. In fact, a courtesy tap is pretty much rarer than a unicorn.

"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont


My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

[Unknown User]

re: 'Ten Tips For Modern Day Living' by Cruel_Sandwich#9

Posted: 1/17/08 at 4:59pm

I love a nice plate of goulash when the weather is stormy. I think he's made some excellent points.

[Cruel_Sandwich]

re: 'Ten Tips For Modern Day Living' by Cruel_Sandwich#10

Posted: 1/17/08 at 5:04pm

Will anyone on this thread have six with me?

[Jane2]

re: 'Ten Tips For Modern Day Living' by Cruel_Sandwich#11

Posted: 1/17/08 at 5:07pm

Eat some latkes.

<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES

[tazber]

re: 'Ten Tips For Modern Day Living' by Cruel_Sandwich#12

Posted: 1/17/08 at 5:08pm

so you can get eggroll?

....but the world goes 'round

[iHeartMyGeek]

re: 'Ten Tips For Modern Day Living' by Cruel_Sandwich#13

Posted: 1/17/08 at 5:10pm

"And remember, if you make assumptions, you make an ass out of you and mumptions."

"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."