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#1

Terri Schiavo's Tombstone

May she finally rest in peace.
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#2

re: Terri Schiavo's Tombstone

Good for her husband.

Do you suppose Jeb Bush will be investigating this as well?
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Updated On: 6/21/05 at 10:01 AM

#3

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Took the words right out my mouth, bad. I envision Jeb sending out guys to investigate the artisan that fashioned that tombstone.
#4

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I just do not understand how the people of Florida aren't rioting in the streets, knowing this idiot is spending their tax dollars on torturing Michael Schiavo.

One more reason not to spend my money in Florida.
The truly beautiful should be lawfully restricted from wearing clothing; and the truly butt-ugly should be lawfully mandated from going naked.
#6

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At first I thought this was going to be another Pizza thread.
I wonder how long that marker will stay that way without some asshole desecrating it.
PEACE.
#7

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Shouldn't "I kept my promise" be on HIS tombstone? I'm just a little confused.
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#8

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"I just do not understand how the people of Florida aren't rioting in the streets, knowing this idiot is spending their tax dollars on torturing Michael Schiavo.

One more reason not to spend my money in Florida."

You could say that about the entire country, the way the Bush's are handling things.

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#9

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The tombstone is perfect - Good for Michael!

Now if only that idiot Jeb would drop it, or better yet choke on it.
#10

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"I kept my promise"

Should be Tim Rice doing the suing. Stolen straight out of "Evita".
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#11

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good for him!
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#12

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Is the family suing to re-insert the feeding tube?
"Christ, Bette Davis?!?!"
#13

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No, but I do think they want to add water and reconstitute her ashes.
#14

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I heard they wanted her ashes put in St. Peter's Cathedral next to good ol' John Paul II, but the mean old German said no.
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The real Tim Rice lyric that describes the situation created by the parents and Jeb Bush: "Oh, what a circus! Oh, what a show!"
#17

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I agree.

Only a matter of weeks before this grave becomes a mecca, the site of pilgrimage and hysteria. Look for the face of Barbara Bush to appear mysteriously in the mowed lawn, as in SIGNS, within weeks.
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#18

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Then that plot of ground will end up on Ebay.
#19

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Someone needs to inform Howard Dean that she has passed away.

``They say they want small government, but their government is just big enough to fit inside Terri Schiavo's bed in the nursing home,' Dean said.

http://news.bostonherald.com/politics/view.bg?articleid=90199
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#20

re: Terri Schiavo's Tombstone

Where the hell has he been? On his home planet?
About the tombstone: Personally, I think Michael Schiavo is just going out of his way to antagonize the Schindlers. Not that I like them a whole lot, but honestly, the poor woman is dead. Can't they just leave her alone now?
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#21

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That is so wrong. I agree with Rose. He's just trying to upset people now. I don't care how much **** he went though with the family, at least have the decency to tell the family you're burrying their daughter.
To say she died in 1990 is also very wrong. I don't care if someone is being kept alive with a feeding tube, IV hydration, ventalator, resperator, tracheostomy, TPN, pacemaker, WHATEVER! They're still alive.

Less is more
Ugly is beautiful
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Updated On: 6/21/05 at 06:35 PM

#22

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Considering everything the parents have done to him, I think Michael Schiavo has acted fine. I think the tombstone is appropriate and he is within his right as the husband of Terri to have it say what it says. Considering everything those parents have done to him, defaming him every chance they get, I would support him if he chose to bury her in an undisclosed location and didn't tell the parents. They truly make me sick. And don't get me started on all of the governmental interference. Michael has nothing to apologize for. The parents should be held accountable for their deplorable actions.
The truly beautiful should be lawfully restricted from wearing clothing; and the truly butt-ugly should be lawfully mandated from going naked.
#23

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Departed this earth 1990? Oh my God. Oh my God.
Salmon leap from the womb of the white sea you look on; they are calves, they are lambs of good color, in peace without slaughter.
#24

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Blah. I think the man should go on the news and attack them the way he was attacked.
But guess what? He obviously had a lot more class than to do press conference after press conference with a monk in tow trying to paint "The opposition" as an amoral evildoer.
So put whatever the hell you want on the tombstone, Michael. She was your wife and you obviously cared for her a lot more than her selfish parents.
#25

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I dsagree AbbaRabbit - what he did was so so right. The family has acted horribly and now they are getting what they deserve.

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