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Posted: 11/25/10 at 11:17am
"Happy Happy Turkey Day
Hunger pains will go away
When you hear the pilgrims say
'It's Happy Turkey Day!'
Happy happy turkey day
Let's all eat the Indian way
As Bastille and Cape Cod Day
On Happy Turkey Day!"
GARY GRANGER: Each summer we take this occasion to celebrate a seminal event
in American history. This year, we depict perhaps the most important day in our shared past: the first Thanksgiving! A day for maize -- the Native American word for corn -- a terrific turkey dinner, and brotherhood! So, white meat, and dark meat, take it away!
[Piano Plays, Children Sing]
"Eat us!
Hey, it's Thanksgiving day
Eat us!
We make a nice buffet
We lost the race with Farmer Ed
Eat us, 'cause we're good and dead
White man or red man
From East, North, or South
Chop off our legs
And put 'em in your mouth
Eat me!
Sauteed or barbecued
Eat me!
We once were pets, but now we're food
We won't stay fresh for very long
So eat us before we finish this song
Eat us before we finish this song!"
Addams Family Values script
Hunger pains will go away
When you hear the pilgrims say
'It's Happy Turkey Day!'
Happy happy turkey day
Let's all eat the Indian way
As Bastille and Cape Cod Day
On Happy Turkey Day!"
GARY GRANGER: Each summer we take this occasion to celebrate a seminal event
in American history. This year, we depict perhaps the most important day in our shared past: the first Thanksgiving! A day for maize -- the Native American word for corn -- a terrific turkey dinner, and brotherhood! So, white meat, and dark meat, take it away!
[Piano Plays, Children Sing]
"Eat us!
Hey, it's Thanksgiving day
Eat us!
We make a nice buffet
We lost the race with Farmer Ed
Eat us, 'cause we're good and dead
White man or red man
From East, North, or South
Chop off our legs
And put 'em in your mouth
Eat me!
Sauteed or barbecued
Eat me!
We once were pets, but now we're food
We won't stay fresh for very long
So eat us before we finish this song
Eat us before we finish this song!"
Addams Family Values script
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Updated On: 11/25/10 at 11:17 AM
