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#51

re: Thats it, I'm outta here

Posted: 8/30/04 at 9:45am

I guess I missed the explanation of why this person was leaving the boards on the initial post. Didn't seem clear why they were going.

If they are going on a mission of peace and good will, more power to them. We will be staying here in NYC witnessing the exact opposite as the RNC grinds through the week.

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#52

re: Thats it, I'm outta here

Posted: 8/30/04 at 9:46am

Atta girl Sams! So very true!

#53

re: Thats it, I'm outta here

Posted: 8/30/04 at 9:50am

Would someone explain to me what exactly the sacred undergarments worn by Mormons are.

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#54

re: Thats it, I'm outta here

Posted: 8/30/04 at 9:56am

They are called 2xist and the logo is an infinity sign. "2" symbolizes Joseph Smith and then the second guy they claimed was their leader after Smith got in trouble for pedophilia. "x" is the Mormon symbol for jack Mormons, the excommunicated. I think it is included on the special panties to remind them what happens if they take the magic underwear off. "ist" represents all of the isms that the Mormons have traditionally embrased, "racism," "sexism," "polygamism," etcism. And of course, "anti-stimulantism" which used to include a banning of the drinking of Coca-Cola until their leaders received a vision that it is okay for Mormons to drink Coke, especially since major amounts of stock purchases were available to them once the Utah market opened wide. 2xist... it makes sense now that you know about it, right?

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#55

re: Thats it, I'm outta here

Posted: 8/30/04 at 10:01am

Oh, thanks, Namo. I always wondered about this. I knew they only came in white and ecru and were made of burlap, but I wasn't sure of much else.

I heard (via PM so shhhhhhhhhh!) that there is no Y-front. It's all sewn shut -- and the elastic around the legs is tight as a drum. That prevents freeballing to be sure, but also cuts off circulation to the lower extremities.

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#56

re: Thats it, I'm outta here

Posted: 8/30/04 at 10:07am

Mormon youth are kept very very busy so that there is no need for them to access their down below areas. Most Mormon families encourage their kids to burn off excess energy on trampolines, which most of the families actually own. I am not making this up, you know.

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#57

re: Thats it, I'm outta here

Posted: 8/30/04 at 10:10am

Namo, you are a regular fount of info today. I never knew why air traffic control was always complaining about Osmond sightings interfering with transcontinental flight patterns.

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#58

re: Thats it, I'm outta here

Posted: 8/30/04 at 10:15am

Boing! Boing! Boing!

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#59

re: Thats it, I'm outta here

Posted: 8/30/04 at 10:21am

Boing, Boeing, Boing, Boeing, CRASH

#60

re: Thats it, I'm outta here

Posted: 8/30/04 at 10:46am

What's the difference between Moroni and Mormon?

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#61

re: Thats it, I'm outta here

Posted: 8/30/04 at 10:59am

Moroni was the actual name of the angel who gave Joseph Smith the magical golden plates that only he ever saw. Mormon is the name of the cult he started based on the secrets revealed on the magical golden plates.

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#62

re: Thats it, I'm outta here

Posted: 8/30/04 at 11:03am

Okay, got it. Macaroni the angel is basically a figment of some guy's imagination. And Mormon is the secrets he was told during a heavy trip.

So, when did they start allowing the guys to get married to 1400 women at one time?

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#63

re: Thats it, I'm outta here

Posted: 8/30/04 at 11:05am

When they found out that they could register for all of those plates at Bloomingdale's.

#64

re: Thats it, I'm outta here

Posted: 8/30/04 at 1:39pm

Did the Mormon leave yet?

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#65

re: That's it, I'm outta here

Posted: 8/30/04 at 1:49pm

Yes.
Bobo is off trying to spread his religion around.

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#66

re: That's it, I'm outta here

Posted: 8/30/04 at 1:49pm

He's spreading something around.

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#67

re: That's it, I'm outta here

Posted: 8/30/04 at 1:50pm

Is that like being the Johnny Appleseed of Mormonism?

#68

re: That's it, I'm outta here

Posted: 8/30/04 at 6:02pm

Namo...
Just a note of clarification:

It sounds like you are confusing the history of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints with the Islamic faith.

In Islam they teach that Mohammed was visited by the Angel Gabriel and then given the Recitations (Q'ran) during the Night Visit (Vision?).

In LDS Church teachings:

Mormon was Moroni's father. He was a prophet historian in the Ancient Americas about 400 A.D. he was instructed by the Lord to abridge the history of his people from the time they fled Jerusalem (just before the Babylonia captivity) until his time.
Included in this history was their voyage over the ocean to the Americas, their dividing into two factions and the post-resurrection visit of Jesus Christ to establish his church among these descendents of the House of Israel. A final battle waged among the two main groups of people and Mormon was fatally wounded. His son Moroni finished the records and buried the plates for safekeeping. It was Moroni, now an angelic messenger, who showed Joseph Smith were they were hidden.

BTW: According to LDS Church history, 11 other people saw the gold plates--and three of them were shown by the Angel Moroni. (Statements of the Three Witnesses and the Eight Witnesses are printed in the front of the Book of Mormon.)

Hope this help clarify things. I like folks to get their facts straight about ANY religion. :o)

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