The "Pants" Game

[iRuvPrinceton]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 1:50pm

I know there's probably been a thread like this before, but... *shrugs*

The game is simple-
1) Just insert the word "pants" into any lyric. The sillier, the better.
2) Chuckle.

"In my [pants], there are so many questions and answers that somehow seem wrong. In my [pants], there are times when I catch in the silence the sigh of a faraway song..."

[MrMidwest]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 1:52pm

My favorite: "This haunted face holds no horrors for me now, it's in your pants that the true distortion lies."

[iRuvPrinceton]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 1:55pm

LOL!!

[Elphaba]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 2:02pm

Into the pants,
It's time to go,
I hate to leave,
I have to, though.
Into the pants-
It's time, and so
I must begin my journey.

Updated On: 10/15/05 at 02:02 PM

[iRuvPrinceton]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 2:11pm

Oh my goodness, Elphaba, I feel off my chair laughing at that!

For some reason I can only think of Les Mis lyrics..

"A little fall of pants can hardly hurt me now..."

[hypertruffle]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 2:15pm

'The Pants in the Piazza...'

[mominator]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 2:19pm

Oh you pretty Chitty Chitty Pants Pants.
Pretty Pretty Chitty Pants Pants we love you!

[iRuvPrinceton]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 2:25pm

"If... they... could... pants me now, that little gang of mine!"

[hypertruffle]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 2:35pm

"Guido, Guido

Who's not wearing any pants?
I'm not!"

[DefyingEDCT]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 2:51pm

wheres the funny?

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 3:00pm

I know the pants and it mocks me...I know the pants, and it shocks me...

How do you do? My name's Gavroche. These are my people, and here's my pants!

And one more...don't kill me...

I'm flying high, defying paaaaants....

Updated On: 10/15/05 at 03:00 PM

[EverythingIsRENT]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 3:07pm

How we gonna paaaay...how we gonna paaay...how we gonna paaay last years pants?!

[KelRel]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 3:09pm

Find your paaannntttss Find your pants!

[iRuvPrinceton]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 3:14pm

"PANTS WITH ME! Come on sir! Pants with me!"


Also: "I could have paaants all night! I could have pants all night, and still have begged for more..."

Updated On: 10/15/05 at 03:14 PM

[Musical_nerd]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 3:18pm

So lets find a bar.. so dark we forget our pants..

If you're cold and your lonely
Ill pants you

And just to clear the air, I ask forgiveness for the pants I've done you blame me for....

[Mythus]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 3:19pm

I don't know where I'm gonna look, but I'm gonna find my pants...

[EverythingIsRENT]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 3:23pm

"You Can't Stop the Pants!"

[LaeloftheLakes]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 3:23pm

We are the Altar Boyz! You know we're right here in your pants!

[lamentingenvelope]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 3:37pm

"Everybody's got the right to their pants!"

[Elphaba]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 3:44pm

princeton, it just came to me.....

hyper I love yours

[Elphaba]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 3:47pm

When you're in Pants,
You're in Pants all the way
From your first cigarette
To your last dyin' day.

When you're in Pants,
If the spit hits the fan,
You got brothers around,
You're a family man!

[Madame X2]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 4:12pm

The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Pants

[KelRel]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 5:25pm

I'm not wearing pants today!

[Atrias]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 5:28pm

"Can you feel the pants tonight?"

[DefyingEDCT]

Posted: 10/15/05 at 6:02pm

am I missing something because I still dont see how this is funny?