Beam me up Scotty (Star Trek)
The story you are about to see is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent. (Dragnet)
You've just entered the Twilight Zone (Twilight Zone)
Abner! Abner! (Bewitched)
Oh my stars! (Bewitched)
I'm pickin' and I'm grinin' (Hee Haw)
Ah-one and Ah-two (Lawrence Welk)
ETA:
I'd also replace the Brady Bunch with either
"Marcia, Marcia, Marcia" or "Mom always said, Don't play ball in the house".
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Updated On: 11/28/06 at 02:25 PM