The Andy Milonakis "show"
The Andy Milonakis "show"
Joined: 12/31/69
#0The Andy Milonakis "show"
Posted: 7/4/05 at 11:06pm
Has anyone seen this horriffic piece of poo unleashed by MTV? It's called the Andy Milonakis show and it's a sketch "comedy" piece starring the aforementioned Andy who is apparently a junior high student without a schred of talent. Some of his best "Skits" involved shrieking at strangers on the street and laughing at their response, or more often, lack thereof. "Mrs Lipkin, I'm sorry I killed your Husband!" "Uncle Jack, I ate all the Apple Jacks!"
I'm used to MTV scraping the bottom of the barrell to fill 24 hours of programming, but this is so shockingly bad. Low tech, completely devoid of humor, wit or talent, it's startling to see something so bad on a major network.
Has anyone else seen this? Why do you think it's on TV? I checked the credits-- there are no "Milonakis-es" high up at MTV so he's not someone's nephew.
#1re: The Andy Milonakis 'show'
Posted: 7/4/05 at 11:16pmYeah, its REALLY dumb they must be desprate for something new but this think sucks, and he is JUST WEIRD!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#2re: The Andy Milonakis 'show'
Posted: 7/4/05 at 11:20pm
BBS when I saw it advertised I assumed the ad itself was a joke. When I ran across the show this weekend I was dumbfounded. I'm hoping someone knows the story behind this show!
And it's a show that stands out for it's suckiness on the network that brings us Punk'd, TRL and a million crappy varients of the Real World.
#3re: The Andy Milonakis 'show'
Posted: 7/5/05 at 12:12amMy sister turned to MTV to see what was on and the kid was having a conversation with a toaster. I don't think I've ever jumped from my coach to the TV that fast before to change the channel.
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TheEnchantedHunter
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/27/05
#4re: The Andy Milonakis 'show'
Posted: 7/5/05 at 12:28am
What do you expect from the people who brought you JACKASS, which had young men in jockstraps diving into animal fecal matter?
Natasha Rostova
St. Petersburg, Russia
#5re: The Andy Milonakis 'show'
Posted: 7/5/05 at 1:03am
so yeah...did a little research
the kid is the kid from "the man show" all ...grown up...and Jimmy Kimmel is the show's producer or whatever.
yeah this show is soooo bad. honestly, my brother got a video camera for christmas and he has six hours of what is bascially the same show without the random rapper appearences.
Was that a fat joke?
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#6re: The Andy Milonakis 'show'
Posted: 7/5/05 at 1:11am
Hey, be nice. That kid is a frequent poster here. (I won't tell you who, but there are at least two digets after his name.) So you can only say nice things! ONLY NICE THINGS CAN BE SAID ABOUT ANYONE WHO POSTS ON THIS BOARD...
Thank you.
PEACE.
#7re: The Andy Milonakis 'show'
Posted: 7/5/05 at 3:35amI hate MTV.
"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#8re: The Andy Milonakis 'show'
Posted: 7/5/05 at 3:42am
I'm with you there.
MTV needs to stick with music.
Over_the_Moon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
#9re: The Andy Milonakis 'show'
Posted: 7/5/05 at 6:08amI attempted to watch that show once... and I think I'm a little stupider for it
"what have we learned? Don't smoke... don't do drugs and don't sing 'Defying Gravity'." -CATSNYRevival
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#10re: The Andy Milonakis 'show'
Posted: 7/5/05 at 11:34am
Sueleen, my heart leapt up that he might really post here!
If we're going to a "Nice things only" posting rule, this place will be Verrrrrrrrrrrrrry quiet!
LilMiZBroADwaY23
Broadway Star Joined: 8/11/04
#11re: The Andy Milonakis 'show'
Posted: 7/5/05 at 1:27pmI was watching the Sunday Stew... and Punk'd had just finished. I was sitting at the computer completly not caring what was on and this show came on. In fifteen minutes I had the biggest headache of my life. Just from listening to it! I shall always change the channel after Punk'd.
#12re: The Andy Milonakis 'show'
Posted: 7/5/05 at 2:13pm
I know I lost a few points from my IQ after seeing it once.
Never again.
#13re: The Andy Milonakis 'show'
Posted: 7/5/05 at 2:16pmi watched cuz it was SO bad and i needed to see what low he would sink to next. how did this thing get on tv....
::bust a move::
#14re: The Andy Milonakis 'show'
Posted: 7/5/05 at 5:14pmAll my friends are obsessed with it, so everyday I hear new Andy quotes, such as, "It's always raining in my mind! Ahhhhhhhhh!"
#15re: The Andy Milonakis 'show'
Posted: 7/5/05 at 5:38pmif you're serious about him actually posting here, maybe he'll read this and desist in polluting the airwaves....
Was that a fat joke?
#16re: The Andy Milonakis 'show'
Posted: 7/5/05 at 5:46pmugh i hate this show, one of the stupidest and pointless shows i have ever seen
#17re: The Andy Milonakis 'show'
Posted: 7/17/05 at 10:53pm
haha some of the episodes are so random and funny.
Although I don't enjoy it much anymore knowing he is really in is late 20s.
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CJR
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/03
#19re: The Andy Milonakis 'show'
Posted: 7/17/05 at 11:13pmI was just watching this..... my brother swears by it. I.... still have no idea what in the hell that crap I just watched was.
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#20re: The Andy Milonakis 'show'
Posted: 7/17/05 at 11:23pmI saw the Stamos scene on The Soup today - truly, truly disturbing.
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CJR
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/03
#22re: The Andy Milonakis 'show'
Posted: 7/18/05 at 11:55amHe's HOW OLD? Are you KIDDING ME? I would have pegged him for my (much) younger brother's age.
"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
Parks
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/5/04
#23re: The Andy Milonakis 'show'
Posted: 7/18/05 at 12:05pmI couldn't believe how bad this show was. There was one part I actually found really funny though-the Stamos part...until it got to the part with the rabies. The thought of John Stamos stuck in a tree makes me laugh. The rest of it...oh my god. What the hell?
"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#24re: The Andy Milonakis 'show'
Posted: 7/18/05 at 12:06pm
Yes, word jsut got out last week that Andy is actually a full-grown man, with a disorder than makes him appear younger. His "Schtick" is that he's a kid, however, so the show has him surrounded by pre-teens and they play him off like he's Jr. High Student.
It makes the entire enterprise even more unsettling.
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