B3, I think you'll just have to join us. This family will be absolutely fabulous.
B3, yuo're totaly on the tree! We have to draw it out still, but everyone gets a branch.
Cheez, are you already on a tree?
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
Oh yeah - his name is Bernie.
Who wants to be tink's personal bar wench (male or female may apply)?
Happily, RF, if you don't mind an alcoholic father. Of course, I'm more in the vein of a Dudley Moore than a Pap Finn.
How do you get on the tree?
as famous as i am and as long as i've been on here, i'm not even in the freakin' tree. you all can suck it!
you can be that uncle that we try not to talk about...you know the one
You're so old, you're under the tree, my dear.
i brought you into this world, i can take you out of it!
I'll plant my own tree!
screw that. i want my name on one of the original trees. who knows? maybe take one of rath's ten spots, huh? or mary flippin' ethel!! c'mon!
do you people know who i am? do you?
Tink - Martini, Mojito or Daiquiri - or I can serve you some real beer (Canadian 5.5%) none of that woosie American stuff.
Edit to correct unusual taste in Canadian beer (He|| I spelled mojito and daiquiri but bear for beer - eh!)
Updated On: 6/7/07 at 02:19 PM
Martini and beer sounds great! You got the job. Now let me tell you about the uniform......
i'll marry you, robbo. i'll even give up capital letters for you. but not the sauce.
how do i know that you're not really papalovesmambo in disguise, calvin? i smell a trap.
I didn't think there was one so that's why I applied
All you need to do to be on a tree is let us know you're an orphan SirRobin. You'll be on our new tree.
RobbO dear, calm down. We'd be delighted if you would be on our new tree. It may not be as old as the other ones, but that just means we have less circles on our trunks.
and if you are good I will have Tazzy pose without the swimtrunks!
Kansas - there is, I have to think of the children. Tazzy will show you where we keep the leather thongs.
taz, i've been around since 2003 and i am the creator of "let's see a show of old hands 2 -4" and "let's see a show of old hands 6". i will not be disrespected.
"or I can serve you some real bear"
Do I need to comment on this?
So what would make you happy? You can take my place as progenitor with Pinky if you'd like.
Sorry, tink, but we're better as master and bitch anyway.
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/18/04
<---Still young enough to pop out a kid.
Better yet, I can just be the fun aunt.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/10/06
I want to be on the tree. But only if I can be related to Lizzie.
it's all or nothing at this point, taz. i want to be on the original trees or for all the trees to die. no other solution is feasible.
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