The Baby

[ElphieInMyHeart]

The Baby#0

Posted: 3/9/05 at 7:31pm

i had it last week and dad said it was a bastard and took it to the church and now i dont got it no more. but hwatever cuz i have a dance at schoool next week and mom was gonna go to bingo so she dont wanna watch him neither and i cant take him to the dance and my brother made fun of me about calling me not a virgin and im all duh cuz i had a baby and at leest i dont have a tiny thing and he got reeeeeeeally mad and hit myknees with a hammer not a big one but a small one but now i gotta go to the doctor again and hes not gonna be happy cuz i also got itches down there too. ugh.

[Elphaba]

re: The Baby#1

Posted: 3/9/05 at 7:32pm

have Nurse up your dosage

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

[kissmycookie]

re: The Baby#2

Posted: 3/9/05 at 7:32pm

well, I ain't the daddy. So don't look at me...

[ElphieInMyHeart]

re: The Baby#3

Posted: 3/9/05 at 7:35pm

i no. i dont know who it is.

[kissmycookie]

re: The Baby#4

Posted: 3/9/05 at 7:41pm

Did you try scratching the itch? Or putting calamine lotion on it?

[#1Elphie]

re: The Baby#5

Posted: 3/9/05 at 7:47pm

So who is ElphieInMyHeart? MattG? Any guesses?

[QueenMuppet]

re: The Baby#6

Posted: 3/9/05 at 7:47pm

Who cares? I LOVE Elphieinmyheart! You go, girl! *snaps*

QM

'He really wasn't good as Fieyro. Is it just me or does he sort of come across as a pimp? Just...the hand motions I've seen him do and the attitude..not that Taye is a pimp.' - SallyBrown on Taye Diggs as Fiyero

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

re: The Baby#7

Posted: 3/9/05 at 7:49pm

your back! you were missed. i need a laugh, tell me about your life.

"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

[Rose_MacShane]

re: The Baby#8

Posted: 3/9/05 at 7:49pm

Didn't you find out you were pregnant, like, a month ago?

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[LaeloftheLakes]

re: The Baby#9

Posted: 3/10/05 at 1:33am

Wow...I totally thought she was an urban myth, but she does exist!

"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.

[Matt_G]

re: The Baby#10

Posted: 3/10/05 at 1:36am

Ah yes. She is back. And #1Elphie, I'm flattered you think this is me. But alas, I was in line at the Walter Kerr tonight when that was posted. And PopcultureBoy can verify that.

Girlfriend is a riot, though. Poor kid.

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

[CATSNYrevival]

re: The Baby#11

Posted: 3/10/05 at 1:50am

believe it or not... I'm the father... papa... dada. Updated On: 3/10/05 at 01:50 AM

[Matt_G]

re: The Baby#12

Posted: 3/10/05 at 1:51am

Cats, you whore.

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

[CATSNYrevival]

re: The Baby#13

Posted: 3/10/05 at 1:53am

I was experimenting with something new while on my forced vacation...

[Matt_G]

re: The Baby#14

Posted: 3/10/05 at 1:54am

What were you experimenting with? 13 year old girls with ginormous breasts who can't afford a bra?

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

[LaeloftheLakes]

re: The Baby#15

Posted: 3/10/05 at 1:55am

Hey! He's supposed to be experimenting with me!

"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.

[Matt_G]

re: The Baby#16

Posted: 3/10/05 at 1:56am

Sweetie, I thought you gave up the pole for the hole.

"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

[CATSNYrevival]

re: The Baby#17

Posted: 3/10/05 at 2:00am

see, if I said something like that, I'd have to go on another vacation...

[LaeloftheLakes]

re: The Baby#18

Posted: 3/10/05 at 2:01am

Eh...some days more than others. A) if you saw my girl you'd understand, and B) What are you supposed to do when someone offers to jump the fence for you??

"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.

[paradox_error]

re: The Baby#19

Posted: 3/10/05 at 8:26am

Welcome Back!

We missed you!

[kissmycookie]

re: The Baby#20

Posted: 3/10/05 at 11:37am

Is it still itching? Have you tried scrubbing with a Brillo pad?

[bwaysinger]

re: The Baby#21

Posted: 3/10/05 at 11:39am

I think self-mutilation is definitely the way to go here, Elphie.

[CJR]

re: The Baby#22

Posted: 3/10/05 at 12:07pm

agreed, eric. haha

"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

[PalJoey]

re: The Baby#23

Posted: 3/10/05 at 12:10pm

How can you people be so mean?

Obviously this poor girl from a disadvantaged background is in PAIN! Made pregnant by a boy whose name and face she cannot recall, ill-treated by a father who does not have her best interests at heart! And now she can't even go to the dance because her brother has knocked her knees with a hammer!

Not to mention the itches!

How can you people be so MEAN?

Updated On: 3/10/05 at 12:10 PM

[kissmycookie]

re: The Baby#24

Posted: 3/10/05 at 1:59pm

I'm just giving her advice, PJ....