Perfect, I haven't had a chance to make fun of John Travolta since he started vying for the role of Edna in Hairspray, I need my fix!
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space