The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts
The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts
#0The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts
Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:17pm
just to keep me entertained...
THE PROFS.
Alan Cumming and Joel Grey- History and PReformance of the Emcee
anyone else wanna hire some teachers?
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#1re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts
Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:20pmgah. Can I take their class? (Even though I can't legitimately PLAY Emcee...)
#2re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts
Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:20pmann reinking,and gwen verdon ~ Professor of Sweet Charity, and anything fosse!
awkward.
"I think it was the Korean tour or something. They were all frickin' asian!" -Zoran912
#3re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts
Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:22pmRaúl Esparza: Versatility and Looking Good While Doing It 101
"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."
Ebonic_Singer
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/18/04
#4re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts
Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:22pm
Ebonic_Singer--professor of being really sexy and super cool.
Idina Menzel-professor of spitting on people and the stage door and putting up with girls screaming "LYKE OMG YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOO COOL AND YOU SING HIGH AND ARE REALLY COOL AND LYKE COOL! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
#5re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts
Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:26pm
tee-hee
how about:
Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber- how to write popular music that suxs on more than one level
Sutton Foster- how to be super cool and smile 24/7
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#6re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts
Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:28pmSondheim: How To Be God
"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."
#7re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts
Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:29pmEden Espinosa- Professor of how to have your head spin off of your neck
awkward.
"I think it was the Korean tour or something. They were all frickin' asian!" -Zoran912
#8re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts
Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:30pm
I'm trying desperately to think of something that Adam Pascal could teach, other than being devastatingly attractive, because sadly, that is not a learned attribute.
He could be the professor of trying to look cool while playing uncommon musical instruments... like the harmonica or the tambourine. He could also be the professor of how to whine to your fans when you forget your lyrics, and how not to do your own choreography. 
#9re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts
Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:31pmthe authors of: Carrie, Moose Murders- what NOT to do when writing a play or musial
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#10re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts
Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:31pm
He should take a couple of classes in reading and math!! 
"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."
#11re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts
Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:32pmoh my God....
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#12re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts
Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:32pm
Melanie Griffith - How To Fake Your Way To The Top
Donna Murphy - How To Call In Sick And Still Get Paid
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#13re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts
Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:34pm
Nathan Lane can co-teach that class Goth. Though i love both of 'em.
Charles Strouse- how many flops can you have that makes the one or two hits worth while?
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#14re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts
Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:36pmLyric Writing, taught by Profs. Porter, Hart, Hammerstein, and Sondheim Updated On: 12/19/04 at 10:36 PM
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#15re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts
Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:38pmElaine Stritch - How To Shake Your Money Maker Long After They've Begun To Sag
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#16re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts
Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:39pmhow to write jazzy but amazing scores about film noir and hookers- Cy Coleman
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#17re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts
Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:44pmRosie O'Donnell - How To Ruin Broadway By Having No Discernible Talent
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#18re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts
Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:48pmBrenda Blethyn - How To Be The Classiest Act On Broadway While Starring In A Depressing Play During Christmas
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Mattio98
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/10/03
#19re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts
Posted: 12/19/04 at 11:48pmVocal Performance Staff- Liz Callaway, Alice Ripley, Patti Lupone, Elaine Stritch and Michael Arden.
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#20re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts
Posted: 12/20/04 at 12:03amVocal Endurance, taught by Prof. Merman
#21re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts
Posted: 12/20/04 at 12:12aminventing broadway- tought by the Zigfields
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#22re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts
Posted: 12/20/04 at 12:37amSex, Sex Appeal, Sexual Orientation, Sexual Reassignment, & the Stage... presented by Professor John Cameron Mitchell
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!
Mary_Ethel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#23re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts
Posted: 12/20/04 at 12:41am
How to belt the from the stage to the theater rafters - Professor Ethel Merman
(You could audit the class from a block away and wouldn't miss a thing) 
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
Mythus
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/04
#24re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts
Posted: 12/20/04 at 12:41amHow To Do A Dead-On Impersonation of A Gay Man (So Much That Most People Think You're Gay) And Not Actually Be A Gay Man taught by Roger Bart.
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