The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts

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The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts

Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:17pm

just to keep me entertained...

THE PROFS.
Alan Cumming and Joel Grey- History and PReformance of the Emcee

anyone else wanna hire some teachers?

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"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

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re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts

Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:20pm

gah. Can I take their class? (Even though I can't legitimately PLAY Emcee...)

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A work of art is an invitation to love.

Updated On: 12/19/04 at 10:20 PM

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re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts

Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:20pm

ann reinking,and gwen verdon ~ Professor of Sweet Charity, and anything fosse!

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awkward.

"I think it was the Korean tour or something. They were all frickin' asian!" -Zoran912

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re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts

Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:22pm

Raúl Esparza: Versatility and Looking Good While Doing It 101

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"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."

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re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts

Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:22pm

Ebonic_Singer--professor of being really sexy and super cool.

Idina Menzel-professor of spitting on people and the stage door and putting up with girls screaming "LYKE OMG YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOO COOL AND YOU SING HIGH AND ARE REALLY COOL AND LYKE COOL! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

#6

re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts

Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:26pm

tee-hee

how about:

Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber- how to write popular music that suxs on more than one level

Sutton Foster- how to be super cool and smile 24/7

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"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

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re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts

Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:28pm

Sondheim: How To Be God

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"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."

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re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts

Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:29pm

Eden Espinosa- Professor of how to have your head spin off of your neck

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awkward.

"I think it was the Korean tour or something. They were all frickin' asian!" -Zoran912

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re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts

Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:30pm

I'm trying desperately to think of something that Adam Pascal could teach, other than being devastatingly attractive, because sadly, that is not a learned attribute.

He could be the professor of trying to look cool while playing uncommon musical instruments... like the harmonica or the tambourine. He could also be the professor of how to whine to your fans when you forget your lyrics, and how not to do your own choreography.

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A work of art is an invitation to love.

Updated On: 12/19/04 at 10:30 PM

#10

re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts

Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:31pm

the authors of: Carrie, Moose Murders- what NOT to do when writing a play or musial

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"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

#11

re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts

Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:31pm

He should take a couple of classes in reading and math!!

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"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."

#12

re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts

Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:32pm

oh my God....

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A work of art is an invitation to love.

#13

re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts

Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:32pm

Melanie Griffith - How To Fake Your Way To The Top
Donna Murphy - How To Call In Sick And Still Get Paid

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

#14

re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts

Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:34pm

Nathan Lane can co-teach that class Goth. Though i love both of 'em.

Charles Strouse- how many flops can you have that makes the one or two hits worth while?

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"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

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re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts

Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:36pm

Lyric Writing, taught by Profs. Porter, Hart, Hammerstein, and Sondheim

Updated On: 12/19/04 at 10:36 PM

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re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts

Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:38pm

Elaine Stritch - How To Shake Your Money Maker Long After They've Begun To Sag

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts

Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:39pm

how to write jazzy but amazing scores about film noir and hookers- Cy Coleman

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"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

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re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts

Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:44pm

Rosie O'Donnell - How To Ruin Broadway By Having No Discernible Talent

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts

Posted: 12/19/04 at 10:48pm

Brenda Blethyn - How To Be The Classiest Act On Broadway While Starring In A Depressing Play During Christmas

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts

Posted: 12/19/04 at 11:48pm

Vocal Performance Staff- Liz Callaway, Alice Ripley, Patti Lupone, Elaine Stritch and Michael Arden.

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re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts

Posted: 12/20/04 at 12:03am

Vocal Endurance, taught by Prof. Merman

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re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts

Posted: 12/20/04 at 12:12am

inventing broadway- tought by the Zigfields

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"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

#23

re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts

Posted: 12/20/04 at 12:37am

Sex, Sex Appeal, Sexual Orientation, Sexual Reassignment, & the Stage... presented by Professor John Cameron Mitchell

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I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!

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re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts

Posted: 12/20/04 at 12:41am

How to belt the from the stage to the theater rafters - Professor Ethel Merman

(You could audit the class from a block away and wouldn't miss a thing)

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"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

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re: The BroadwayWorld School of the Arts

Posted: 12/20/04 at 12:41am

How To Do A Dead-On Impersonation of A Gay Man (So Much That Most People Think You're Gay) And Not Actually Be A Gay Man taught by Roger Bart.