And the squinty Bush girl looks like a monkey. Or her dad.
VMAs aren't a forum to plug their goddamn fathers already. If I can't turn to MTV to continue making my brain turn to mush with Britney coverage and mindless fluff, then what's left in the world?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell