"Dolly Levi, born Gallagher. Social introductions. Ladies and gentlemen of excellent families introduced under the most respectable conditions in an atmosphere of elegance and refinement. Object: matrimony. Unfortunately I won't have time to offer you my usual lightning service as I have a previous engagement in Yonkers, New York; arranging the second marriage of Mr. Horace Vandergelder--the well-known half-a-millionare. As my late husband Ephraim Levi said, 'that means he has at least 60 thousand, cash!' I might also add that I'm available for short distance hauling, ears pierced...er...pierced ears re-plugged and vericose veins reduced!"
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)