The Drunkest You Have Ever Been...- Page 2

[Aimee2]

Posted: 8/10/04 at 7:13pm

When I was in college. But all I remember is passing out.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 8/10/04 at 7:15pm

the only real "drinking" story I have (and I did not get drunk or anything) was when I was at my girlfriend's aunt and uncle's house and they had gold shlogger. They gave me the little bottle and NO ONE told me that it was spicy cinnamon flavored, so I chugged it. I thought I was going to puke everywhere. It literally felt like someone threw a match in my mouth. So, they gave me a fuzzy naval to cool it down and all was good with the world again

[BlueWizard]

Posted: 8/10/04 at 8:09pm

I have a tendancy to make out with straight boys when I'm drunk.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/10/04 at 8:12pm

Alright, at 15, I used to drink OE 40 and would occasionally take a bottle of Jagermeister out of my parents' closet so me and my friends could take shots from it. So back when I was 15-17, I got the sickest I'd probably get in my life. I've thrown up on the bathroom floor of a friend at the time's boyfriend's restaurant, and she was furiously cleaning it up. Ugh, I hate throwing up. I've thrown up in a cab about 3 or 4 times in my life.

I'm such a ditz, I meant take a bottle of Jag out of my parents' liquor cabinet. They did not stash the liquor in the closet. Although unfortunately I have found porn in their closet, but who am I to judge? Updated On: 8/10/04 at 08:12 PM

[secret-soul]

Posted: 8/10/04 at 9:09pm

Let's see....one time I was at the birthday party for my friend's girlfriend at the K lounge and got super drunk on god knows what... a few of us decided to leave around 2am...and we headed for the McDonalds on 50th ( I think) and then we stopped somewhere else and eventually made it back to school...
anothe time i was at a pimps and ho's party after a show at school...and let's just say the mixture of Jungle Juice, Smirnoff and the scent alone of Marijuana was not my friend. But before that part I drank vodka in someone else's room...and then actually some wine i don't remember the name of at Vish's and a debbie cake (remember vish?) A real friend of mine helped me back to my room around 4...and I couldn't find one of my earings for like, a month.
the last time, I was at a cast party for a student directed show in Queens, at the director's apartment. I think I drank one of EVERYTHING...threw up in the bathroom, then on the subway back to the city, then on the subway platform, and then in the street in columbus circle...it was oh so pleasant.

[cabarethed]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 12:21am

I guess you're right Sueleen, as I was a few steps away from going down that road again on Saturday night. But weddings will do that to you.
And yeah CJR, I think maybe in all my times of going to Cabaret I got carded a couple times at the bar itself and only once or twice with a waitress. But never when I was underage.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 12:22pm

Secret, you silly thing, of course I remember. And I remember the look on your face the next day! (PS, you chugged three glasses of white zin, weren't we the classy ones that night?)

I went to a party at Fez once after a concert.... Got pretty drunk then.

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 12:25pm

I think the most drunk I have ever been was in college when I took a running leap at a table, landed on it, tipped it over, taking myself with it, in a crowded bar. I made it back to my room and passed out for 14 hours.

Second most drunk was last year's work Christmas party when I drank about 3 bottles of red wine and made out with a guy I had a crush on. Which was the fun part. I remember very little of the rest of the evening, and when people try and tell me what I got up to, I can only hear so much and then I have to make them stop.

[mamamia sammy]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 12:29pm

Fascinating.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 12:41pm

This thread is worth it, just for seeing "gold shlogger" in print. 'Shlogger' is now my favorite funny word... though it doesn't really exist.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 3:03pm

Shorthanding this one:

High School, New Year's Eve, Karl Fusco stole my girlfriend from me, overnight party at friends house, spiking my jungle juice with 151 proof rum, plastered, dumped a drink on Karl's head to shut him up (he was calling for her ala SND 'STELLA!') That caused such a scene that they wanted to send me home. I cried like a friggin baby. Calmed down then went outside, put on my new tap shoes I had gotten for Christmas and danced down the street belting "Singin' In The Rain" at the top of my lungs.

[secret-soul]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 4:06pm

singinglbackup....LMAO!

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 4:16pm

goldschlager and yagermeister are the liquid candy of the devil.
My 19th birthday (drinking age in Canada) + too many shots of this stuff + forgetting about the "beer before liquour, never been sicker" adage + tequila shots when I was beyond intoxicated= one very sick, very passed out Karen in front of the local grocery store.
Amen.

[Bobby457]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 4:21pm

Bless your heart! I hate it when you think you are doing ok and handling your booze and then it hits you all at once. That damn Yager! I cant go near the stuff now...BLECH!

[JohnPopa]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 4:24pm

Jagermeister is the ultimate devil with the blue dress on. And I can't help but dance with her from time to time.

Although after the last time that ended with me calling all sorts of people and leaving old wrestling promos on their phones (as if remembering old wrestling promos isn't lame enough, reciting them at 2 a.m. onto voice mails is a new world of dork) then going home and talking to my roommate, going to lean on the wall, missing said wall, then crawling to my room to puke in peace, I can say, I don't think I'll be dancing anytime soon.

I mean it.

[Bobby457]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 4:28pm

I HATE to puke and will do anything not to...luckily I havent done that in a while....a long while!

[Zola Q. LaPlaya]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 4:29pm

How's it feel to have your pants on fire, Bobby? Fibber.

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 4:33pm

Tell me if anyone else does this....
When you're rather drunk, and you take a bathroom break, you're all alone and you just kind of look in the mirror and laugh!
Thoughts of "damn, I'm drunk" or "crap, I look like ass" come into your head, but you're all alone, and you cant' help but giggle out loud to yourself.

And yes, the infamous alcohol binge, thinking you can drink all of your guy friends who are 100 pounds heavier than you under the table, until it hits you in one big rush and you lose it all in front of the local grocery store.

[JohnPopa]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 4:37pm

Ah, that dreaded moment when you've been drinking and probably having a good time but then you suddenly realize 'I'm going to puke.' Then the fun is over. If you're lucky you'll be in bed and feebly attempt to fall back asleep, hoping the moment will pass in your slumber (which it won't but you're too drunk to realize that.) If you're unlucky you'll be, oh, let's say on the back of a boat, or still in the bar or, well, let's say 'engaged physically' and there's just no good place in those instances to stop and purge one's demons.

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 4:41pm

JohnPopa, still haven't seen your drunk pics!

[JohnPopa]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 4:43pm

There aren't any THANK GOD.

The stories are bad enough.

The only drunk pics I want to see are when a friend and I went to a masquerade ball as Jay and Silent Bob (me as Jay) but that's just because I never saw what the costume looked like. (And I was blasted drunk that night, too.)

Good times ... good times.

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 4:46pm

luckily my drunk pics are still rated G. Because who knows where they will end up!

[showmethetony]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 4:47pm

i hate when you crash at 5:30am and then wake up at 10 to go the bathroom and realize you are still wasted...

[JohnPopa]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 4:47pm

Most dunk pics are just red-eyed people in goofy poses or holding booze. It's rare you find the drunken 'hey, who even brought the goat in the first place' pictures.

Although one friend of mine thought it would be funny to bring an accordian to a party full of drunken theater people.

It quickly became not funny.

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 4:49pm

I live in Canada. I am also half-Ukrainian. There have been many an accordian at cast and family parties.