The Drunkest You Have Ever Been...- Page 3

[JohnPopa]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 4:51pm

I live in Ohio.

No one here can play the accordian.

Certainly no one at that party.

Although they all tried.

All of them.

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 4:52pm

lucky you
and the goat thing explains why there are no drunk pics of you in existence. You shot the photographers, didn't you darling?

[JohnPopa]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 4:55pm

I know I've been saved in the past by gun shy photomat employees who said 'we can't develop THAT.'

Digital cameras take away that safety net, though.

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 4:58pm

haha that's more like it!

[broadway_fan]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 6:08pm

I'll second the goldschlager and yagermeister mantra...liquid devil!

The drunkest I had ever been was at Disneyworld, yes "the happiest place on earth". A friend and I were completely bored with the group we were with so we found one of the few bars at the resort and proceeded to drink several shots that included yatermeister. Next thing we know we are helping each other back to the room, he passes out on the bathroom floor and I stand over him to puke. Not exactly an advertisement for the Magic Kingdom.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 6:38pm

Why hasn't the inimical Corine logged in on this topic?

Will we ever forget the night she had too many glasses of wine and sent us all distasteful PM's?

[suddenlyseymour]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 7:58pm

haha i love this thread!! ok drunkest i've ever been...it was my friend's bday she turned 19 so we went to canada. i live in buffalo so everyone under 21 goes to canada to drink cuz legal age is 19 woo hoo! anyway we went to this club (i already had a couple drinks in me) i don't remember how many drinks i had that night...i know i had a sex on the beach and a screwdriver that's all i remember so i guess (from what my friends tell me) this guy hit on me and i got his number, never called him, then walking back to the car, i fell a couple times when we got back to the states they all wanted to go to denny's but i made friends with the denny's bathroom that night lol then i crashed at my friends place..i think i puked in her bushes, the next morning...still puking and a bad hangover lol

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 8:03pm

that is why I do not get drunk........puking is not my idea of fun. And knowing me, I would probably hump a stop sign if I was ever drunk.

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 8:52pm

haha can't say I've ever humped a stop sign.....


Every time I'm too drunk I swear I'll never get drunk again. But then, after a few drinks, all rationality goes right out the window.

[CJR]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 9:10pm

ROTLMAO I just got the funniest visual of someone humping a stop sign.

Luckily for me, I have a very high tolorance for liquor, so for as drunk as I've ever been, I've never puked.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 9:20pm

Picture one and picture two do not mix. This is why I refuse to get drunk

Updated On: 8/11/04 at 09:20 PM

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 9:21pm

Spidey, you have the strangest fetishes.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/11/04 at 10:36pm

Corine's been curiously silent on this topic. Coould it be that she's started one of those 12 step programs?

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 12:31am

I went to college in Columbia Missouri. Nothing much happens on Missouri. I was in my dorm with my boyfriend and some other friends and really got plastered on some local drink. Probably moonshine or something made of corn. Anyway, I tried to circumcise him with a pair of electric scissors and then made a hanging planter out of his jock strap. Funny, we stopped dating after that. I wonder why? But that was in 1975 and I rarely drink anymore except at Passover.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 7:23pm

I forgot to mention that I fluuuunked out of school.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 9:59pm

Yenta, I know who your English teacher was. Is HE the reason for your flunking out of school?

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:06pm

Well, she wanted to know if the tomatoes were kosher.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 8/12/04 at 10:35pm

Who was my English teacher in High school? Wasn't you! I always pulled A's in English.

[Fair 2 Middlin]

Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:31am

Can't remember, don't think I should for that matter.

[Lara]

Posted: 8/13/04 at 10:55pm

Ok I'll play, since it was so recent. My birthday was August 1st, and due to stomach problems, I hadn't drank for awhile. I thought it's my birthday, so screw it I'll drink (keep in mind I'm on stomach pills)Everyone bought my drinks, so I had various things given to me, especially yagerbombs, and other various shots with suggestive names. Needless to say on thing I remember clearly is the one thing I wish I hadn't. When my ex boyfriend called to say he couldn't make it to my party, I cussed him out and hung up on him. He called me back saying he was sorry, and I spent the next twenty minutes in the bathroom crying, telling him how much he hurt me, how much I still cared about him and that I missed him. He said the same thing, but wanted to talk to me when I was sober, meanwhile, my friends are screaming in the background to get off the phone with the loser. I finally did and went to my after bar hours party at my friends house, where I drank some more. I don't even remember blowing the candles on my cake out. All I know was I got home at seven in the morning.
Why is it when we get drunk we feel the need to call up our ex's and either yell at them, or profess our undying feeling for them?
Well that's my story. I've got some pictures back, but not all because there were a few cameras, so my night was documented for future viewing pleasure.

[Thoroughly Modern Cara]

Posted: 8/13/04 at 11:58pm

OMG I don't know if this is true for the rest of you but I have the need to just call everyone and anyone when I'm drunk. It's usually when I'm plastered and I've been dragged on the bus back to campus when I whip out my cell and call like all my friends til someone picks up. Then they inevitably laugh at me and remind me of it when I'm hung over the next day.

So I don't have time now to tell my worst drunk story but I was wondering if anyone has ever tried those pills that are supposed to stop you from gettin hung over. And if you have...do they work?? I get really bad hangovers, one time I was hungover for almost 3 days after the night. That was a special circumstance though, it's usually not like that but I was just wondering! Anything to avoid that feeling!

[CJR]

Posted: 8/14/04 at 12:16am

They're called drunk calls. I have to take my mother's cell phone away from her when she goes out haha. She tends to make drunk calls.