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The Hardy Men - Cruise & Stiller?

The Hardy Men - Cruise & Stiller?

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#1The Hardy Men - Cruise & Stiller?
Posted: 2/5/07 at 4:21pm

"TMZ is reporting that Tom Cruise is talking to Ben Stiller about starring in an updated version of the classic “The Hardy Boys” for Fox. Shawn Levy who directed Ben in “Night at the Museum” is also in talks to helm the movie. Production of the movie is expected to start this October.

Sources say that Tom is hoping comedy will make him a box office King again. The film is tentatively called “The Hardy Men” and will follow the boys as men."
Boys?!?


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#2re: The Hardy Men - Cruise & Stiller?
Posted: 2/5/07 at 4:22pm

I wonder if they'll get it on in this version.


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#2re: The Hardy Men - Cruise & Stiller?
Posted: 2/5/07 at 4:23pm

Great. They can call it The Hardly Boys. "It was HUUUUUGE!"


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#3re: The Hardy Men - Cruise & Stiller?
Posted: 2/5/07 at 4:30pm

Um, so it's a buddy detective movie. So friggin' what? What made the Hardy BOYS unique was that they were teenagers, getting involved in mysteries and action that was (presumably) beyond their years.

WOSQ
#4re: The Hardy Men - Cruise & Stiller?
Posted: 2/5/07 at 4:53pm

Will they go skinny dipping or at least take showers?

We must prioritize.


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#5re: The Hardy Men - Cruise & Stiller?
Posted: 2/5/07 at 10:27pm

Ugh . . . no thank you!


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#6re: The Hardy Men - Cruise & Stiller?
Posted: 2/5/07 at 10:29pm

Not since Madonna kissed Britney and sucked the very life force out of her has a performer been in this much jeopardy. Run for the hills, Ben Stiller, run for the hills!


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Gothampc
#7re: The Hardy Men - Cruise & Stiller?
Posted: 2/5/07 at 11:15pm

Is it set in the Retirement Home for Boy Detectives? Maybe Sarah Jessica Parker can join them as Nancy Drew.


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#8re: The Hardy Men - Cruise & Stiller?
Posted: 2/5/07 at 11:22pm

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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#9re: The Hardy Men - Cruise & Stiller?
Posted: 2/6/07 at 12:12am

Will they go skinny dipping or at least take showers?

We must prioritize.


At least someone is putting this in perspective.

Did you guys not see ALL THE RIGHT MOVES? This could be HUGE.


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Gothampc
#10re: The Hardy Men - Cruise & Stiller?
Posted: 2/6/07 at 12:40pm

Note to Anne & Jerry: If your son signs on to this, you have lost him to Scientology.


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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#11re: The Hardy Men - Cruise & Stiller?
Posted: 2/6/07 at 12:44pm

What do we care? Will there be a premiere? Will we be invited? Will there be photogs?

Jerry and Anne


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#12re: The Hardy Men - Cruise & Stiller?
Posted: 2/6/07 at 2:38pm

I am not as nanti-Cruise as everyone else, I have more of an anti-Stiller mentality. Funny though, Stiller spoofed Cruise in an SNL Celebrity Jeopardy skit a few years ago. He was pretty funny.


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Allie
#13re: The Hardy Men - Cruise & Stiller?
Posted: 2/6/07 at 2:41pm

YES! Tom Crooze. Good stuff. :)

Jon
#14re: The Hardy Men - Cruise & Stiller?
Posted: 2/6/07 at 2:45pm

Stiller does a great Cruise impression.

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#15re: The Hardy Men - Cruise & Stiller?
Posted: 2/13/07 at 1:50pm

Oh, boy!!! ANOTHER movie where Tom Cruise plays a boyish type who learns to be more of a man by the end of the picture!


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#16re: The Hardy Men - Cruise & Stiller?
Posted: 2/13/07 at 2:37pm

I'm getting such a raging clue right now.


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