The Hills are Alive with the Sound of...Cameron Diaz?!

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 11/29/05 at 5:48pm

Aparently, Julie Andrews suggests that Cameron play Maria if the film is ever re-made. As if that needs to be done...
How do you solve a problem like Cameron

[Plum]

Posted: 11/29/05 at 5:50pm

Yeah, as I said on ATC, this is why actors aren't casting agents. Cripes. I'm seeing Dame Andres tomorrow and I'm tempted to ask her exactly what she was thinking when she said that, but I don't think it would be very nice.

[pattifan2]

Posted: 11/29/05 at 5:50pm

And underneath her wimple, we all know what Cameron would have in her hair!

[Aigoo]

Posted: 11/29/05 at 5:56pm

Well, now.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 11/29/05 at 5:58pm

Like I said yesterday, has she lost her mind?

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 11/29/05 at 6:06pm

Hey - Maybe Tom Cruise can play Captain Von Trapp!

[EponineThenardier]

Posted: 11/29/05 at 6:25pm

And the Jackson family can play the Von Trapp children.

[Plum]

Posted: 11/29/05 at 7:07pm

No, you definitely need to put Dakota Fanning in there somewhere.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 11/29/05 at 7:11pm

Mary Poppins is a senile old bat.

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 11/29/05 at 7:13pm

She has nice Boobies though...

[melissa errico fan]

Posted: 11/29/05 at 7:13pm

I heard a reliable rumor that Roseanne Barr will be playing Mother Superior...

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 11/29/05 at 7:29pm

My deep and passionate loathing for Diaz is well documented so I don't think I really need to say anything else do I?

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 11/29/05 at 7:30pm

And you haven't even heard her sing yet!

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 11/29/05 at 7:33pm

Those of us unfortunate enough to see My Best Friend's Wedding have heard her sing. I realise she's meant to be bad in that scene, but as we all know, I don't think she can act, so.......

[BrendanStryker]

Posted: 11/29/05 at 7:34pm

As if a remake starring anyone wouldn't stink out loud!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 11/29/05 at 7:35pm

Having been fortunate enough to not see that film, pop, I will gladly take your word for it.

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 11/29/05 at 7:38pm

It's a bad film, very bad indeed, but there's an excruciating scene where Diaz's tone deaf character is forced to sing in a karaoke bar. And as I hate her so much I'm happy to believe that's how bad she always sings.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 11/29/05 at 7:39pm

Perhaps you should send a DVD copy over to Mrs. Edwards' house.

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 11/29/05 at 7:45pm

I'm po'. I'll email her the link to it on Amazon instead.

[#1Elphie]

Posted: 11/29/05 at 7:45pm

Cameron Diaz sings on the Vanilla Sky soundtrack.

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 11/29/05 at 7:52pm

As if that film wasn't murderously bad enough.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 11/29/05 at 8:00pm

Oh, Poppy, what do you know, you like you-know-who.
I must be the only person who thinks Cameron would be fun in that show, bad voice or not.

[#1Elphie]

Posted: 11/29/05 at 8:03pm

I don't think she'd be too bad, bwaysinger!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 11/29/05 at 8:05pm

No, bway, you're not the ONLY person. You and that crazy old bag.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 11/29/05 at 8:10pm

Why do you refer to yourself that way, Rath? It's so mean and self-deprecating.