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#1

The Hotness of Lael

Everyone else is getting a love thread, so why not?
And, seriously, she's drool-worthy.
#2

re: The Hotness of Lael

Lael is the one girl on earth I would throw it in. (Yes, I ended a sentence with a preposition, but the occasion required it.)

My gay ass bows before your raging blonde hotness, you buxom temptress.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#3

re: The Hotness of Lael

Lael is the best g/f in the world, and I'm very jealous of her lucky partner.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#4

re: The Hotness of Lael

I'm sure she'll be having her lesbianic experience any minute now. Seriously, Lael, everyone on campus (man and woman) oughtta be givin' it up to that.
#5

re: The Hotness of Lael

oh, come on, kids...show some love. Did you SEE this skirt's rack?
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#6

re: The Hotness of Lael

YAY! Oh my goodness! I do believe I've never felt this pretty in my life!
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#8

re: The Hotness of Lael

Remember this moment, Lael.
Oh, and remember who gave it to you...
That's right, me. :)
#9

re: The Hotness of Lael

Don't worry, I'll remember...I love you, bwaysinger!!
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#10

re: The Hotness of Lael

HEY!! *pouts* HE ::points:: didn't offer to slip you the ol' pork bamboo, did he? Nooooooo.

That's fine...don't acknowledge the painful sacrifice of my cherished Kinsey 6 badge...that's just fine. Be that way. :P


Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#11

re: The Hotness of Lael

And of course JailyardGuy! That beautiful specimen of a gayboy who offerend to compromise his sexuality for the sake of my bosoms!

*grovels*
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#12

re: The Hotness of Lael

I'm not a Kinsey 6 but I'll offer up whatever you want, Lael. You just say the word.
I
love
you
(and your bosoms)
#13

re: The Hotness of Lael

*to bosoms* Damn, girls! You did a hell of a job today! Well done indeed!


That's the most they've done for me since that very same Ren Faire...
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#14

re: The Hotness of Lael

*pouts*


I leave for a few hours to go to rehearsal, and...my thread dies already? How incredibly sad!
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#15

re: The Hotness of Lael

Lael, not only do you have boobs to turn all the ladies green, but you've also got a very pretty face. re: The Hotness of Lael I think you're hot.
#16

re: The Hotness of Lael

Thank you, darling! I'm sure I'd return the favor if you weren't a flash of light...
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#17

re: The Hotness of Lael

Excuse you!

LAEL - who is the original Lael goddess thread?

MMMHMMM
#18

re: The Hotness of Lael

I've progressed from a bunch of letters to being a flash of light! Whoo!

And yes, you're lovely. re: The Hotness of Lael
#19

re: The Hotness of Lael

*meekly* Yes, BSo. Of course, I never got anyone to change teams for me before...
"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#20

re: The Hotness of Lael

Here's to you, Lael, from a gay man who loves you STRICTLY platonically, if that's all right with you.

Honestly! This younger generation...!

Why when I was a boy, gays were gay and straights were straight...

Well, gays were gay and straights were straight until you got them drunk--but they were straight the next morning and never spoke to you again....whatever.

Updated On: 3/8/05 at 11:29 PM

#22

re: The Hotness of Lael

Oh, that's more than alright! Can't have enough gay friends! As long as you know that Paradox_error is my one and only gay boyfriend. That goes for all of you!

Yes, ~FF~, next weekend is your turn. Of course it is! I'll be in the play, and my daddy is coming to visit!

"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks
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Intolerant of intolerance.
#23

re: The Hotness of Lael

so NOW you remember about me!

thankyou ~ff~you minx you!
#24

re: The Hotness of Lael

I like being a minx!

But focus! This thread is all about the joy that is Lael. For Lael is not just a person... Lael is an experience!
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