What more is there to say, other than perhaps the thread's originator should PM Craig or the moderator and request this entire thread be deleted in the hopes of somehow salvaging some face while hoping against hope that no one in the company printed it out for some Monday morning chuckles.
Of course I suspect that won't be the case since I sense someone still feels that they are somehow the aggrieved party.
Rest in peace, Iflitifloat.