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Posted: 4/22/13 at 11:10am

I was curious if anyone's seen it yet. I despise Rob Zombie and everything he's done so far but the previews for this one looked sort of interesting. And even with Moviepass, I don't want to waste my time on something that's going to be absolute standard Zombie-crap.

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Posted: 4/22/13 at 11:14am

My friend sat next to Rob Zombie at a wedding and she came away LOVING him. As an aside.

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Posted: 4/22/13 at 11:21am

He's on the Nerdist podcast this week. I'll have to give it a listen.

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Posted: 4/22/13 at 2:36pm

Jordan have you seen El Super Beasto? That is probs the only thing I like from him. In regards to Lords of Salem. I think it looks promising.

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Posted: 4/22/13 at 3:53pm

I love Zombie, music and movies. And of course persona.

The early reviews (it premiered last week) from the horror community(Dread Central, Arrow-In-The-Head, Bloody Disgusting etc.) has been lukewarm.

All I know about it is that still they released of Satan's penis.

It was just...I don't even know...horrible.

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Posted: 4/22/13 at 3:54pm

Ewwwwwww. It looks like what I'd imagine is in Dollypop's pants.

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Posted: 4/22/13 at 4:07pm

In any case, I ended up seeing "42" this morning. I'll wait a bit for SALEM.

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Posted: 5/17/13 at 5:24pm

Did you (or anyone) end up seeing this? I'm trying to decide if I want to go today. I really liked The Devil's Rejects, but disliked to despised everything else he's done. Still, I have Movie Pass so it's not like I'm spending any money.

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Posted: 5/17/13 at 7:08pm

I forgot I started this thread. I did end up seeing it last week. The premise was interesting but of course Rob Zombie completely fvcked it up with his complete inability to tell a story.

And I still say that Sheri Moon Zombie is a fantastic actress with that really rare totally natural quality about her. It's just a real shame the only things she ever does are her husbands piece of shlt movies.

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Posted: 5/17/13 at 7:13pm

But I will say that even though this movie was pretty much horrible, it was his best movie so far (not like that's saying much). And poor Dee Wallace and PATRICIA QUINN. I had no idea Quinn was in this and made a little gay gasp when I saw her. But when I saw what Zombie wrote for her to say and do, I wanted to just punch him.

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Posted: 5/18/13 at 10:21am

Nobody plays hysteria quite like Dee Wallace. Except maybe Veronica Cartwright.

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Posted: 5/18/13 at 10:58am

Cartwright and Wallace need to form a Sweeney Sisters style act and take it on the road.

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Posted: 5/18/13 at 11:04am

They could take turns screaming as tears well up in their eyes.

What particularly didn't work with this? The Nerdist podcast with Zombie revealed a very centered and amusing guy. He claims he's done with horror as a genre and wants to do a sports themed movie next.

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