The Marc Shaiman Book Club — Page 2

#26

re: The Marc Shaiman Book Club

Posted: 4/29/05 at 6:10pm

What section of Barnes&Noble should I check?

Do Ree and Woo ever autograph copies for their fans?

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#27

re: The Marc Shaiman Book Club

Posted: 4/29/05 at 6:31pm

Wow and I thought it wasn't possible for anyone to be more bored than I.

#28

re: The Marc Shaiman Book Club

Posted: 4/29/05 at 7:01pm

(I just asked Jess today: what would we DO without Woo, Ree, Photoshop and boredom???

And the bonnet is toilet paper...Lucian's creation)

#29

re: The Marc Shaiman Book Club

Posted: 4/29/05 at 7:11pm

(discoverd by Lucian)

#30

re: The Marc Shaiman Book Club

Posted: 4/29/05 at 7:14pm

I hope you have a good lawyer, Shaiman. That cat is gonna sue your ass.

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#31

re: The Marc Shaiman Book Club

Posted: 4/29/05 at 7:19pm

Marc,

Is it true that M. Night Shymalan is trying to get the rights to that last book by Ree?

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#32

re: The Marc Shaiman Book Club

Posted: 4/29/05 at 7:28pm

You are so crazy, Marc!

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#33

re: The Marc Shaiman Book Club

Posted: 4/29/05 at 7:44pm

I am cutting an printing because no one would ever believe this. ( I wish I had these pics when I sat next to the Divine one at Hairspray.)

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#34

re: The Marc Shaiman Book Club

Posted: 4/29/05 at 7:45pm

The latest three offerings just hit the Amazon charts..

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#35

re: The Marc Shaiman Book Club

Posted: 4/29/05 at 7:47pm

The final one is the winner, Craig.

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#36

re: The Marc Shaiman Book Club

Posted: 4/29/05 at 7:51pm

"If I Could Teach Shaiman, I Can Teach You Too"

I am holed up at home with the worst cold EVER, and that provided me a much-needed laugh. It was almost as good as being able to breathe through my nose.

Almost.

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#37

re: The Marc Shaiman Book Club

Posted: 4/29/05 at 7:57pm

Thank you for these.

That 'Accidents Happen' cover just about killed me. When I used to take care of my friend's cat, I had the experience of walking into the apartment and finding the cat with that exact distressed expression.

Updated On: 4/29/05 at 07:57 PM

#38

re: The Marc Shaiman Book Club

Posted: 4/29/05 at 9:27pm

Craig,
A reference to the critically acclaimed "For Dummies" series with no actual use of the font and layout?
C-
I'm shocked!
I've never seen you exhibit such poor Internet skills.
Love,
Jess

#39

re: The Marc Shaiman Book Club

Posted: 4/29/05 at 9:35pm

Dearest Jess,

This book pre-dates the series that was made popular (naturally). I believe this book set off the trend we now have come to know and love.

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#40

re: The Marc Shaiman Book Club

Posted: 4/29/05 at 9:37pm

I'm glad to see Woo and Ree back on the boards

#41

re: The Marc Shaiman Book Club

Posted: 4/29/05 at 9:39pm

Great books! Gonna run out and buy them all... is that original for dummies still in print?

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#42

re: The Marc Shaiman Book Club

Posted: 4/29/05 at 9:53pm

#43

re: The Marc Shaiman Book Club

Posted: 4/29/05 at 10:21pm

Not one of my bests.. but since Paris and Nicole are on the outs, Woo and Ree are takin' the country by storm...

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#44

re: The Marc Shaiman Book Club

Posted: 4/29/05 at 10:27pm

Is that Walli holding her new boyfriend?

#45

re: The Marc Shaiman Book Club

Posted: 4/29/05 at 11:16pm

thanks for the laughs

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#46

re: The Marc Shaiman Book Club

Posted: 4/30/05 at 10:38am

just re-read this thread and got Raisin Bran up my nose from laughing

CDW, Judy Blume cover is just....aMAZing

#47

re: The Marc Shaiman Book Club

Posted: 4/30/05 at 12:21pm

Didn't Woo have a controversial book out like Madonnas "Sex" ?

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#48

re: The Marc Shaiman Book Club

Posted: 4/30/05 at 12:25pm

this thread should be retitled in honor of craig, "how i learned to stop ass-kissing and love the shaiman."

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#49

re: The Marc Shaiman Book Club

Posted: 4/30/05 at 12:42pm

There is nothing wrong with ass kissing. i wish someone new would kiss mine.

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#50

re: The Marc Shaiman Book Club

Posted: 4/30/05 at 12:49pm

Thanks to Ben & Jerry's and Oreo's, I have MORE than enough ass for anyone who'd like to kiss it.

c'mon Robb-O, the more the merrier!!