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#101

re: I Love Ponies

Posted: 3/7/06 at 3:52pm

I see ponies of blue
Red ponies too
I see them neigh
For me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful pony!

"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

#102

re: I Love Ponies

Posted: 3/7/06 at 3:59pm

Pony Pony Pony Pony Pony Pony Pony...
If you happen to be hung like a pony
And you feel very lonely
You can pay for a pony escapade

If you happen to be pretty and a pony
And you need some Rice-a-Roni
You can clip & clop and dance in the parade

For PONIES make the world go 'round, the world go 'round, the world go 'round
PONIES make the world go 'round
And we know, of course:
A PONY is no horse...

Pony Pony Pony
Pony Pony Pony
PONY PONY PONY
Ah!
(Dance)

#103

re: I Love Ponies

Posted: 3/7/06 at 4:05pm

If you happen to be hung like a pony
And you feel very lonely
You can pay for a pony escapade

Thanks for a great laugh, MA.

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#104

re: I Love Ponies

Posted: 3/7/06 at 4:09pm

All the pony avatars makes me feel all happy inside. I wanna pet one now.

"The cynicism you refer to, I acquired the day I discovered I was different from little boys!~All About Eve

#105

re: I Love Ponies

Posted: 3/7/06 at 4:11pm

I am always available for petting. But bring me some sugar or I may bite.

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#106

re: I Love Ponies

Posted: 3/7/06 at 4:26pm

Here is a list of the Ponies that Kitzy loved as a little girl:

* Cotton Candy
* Baby Cotton Candy (renamed Faline by Baby Kitzy)
* Baby Moondancer
* Tic-Tac-Toe
* Chief
* Baby Ribbs (renamed Bambi by Baby Kitzy)
* Speckles and Bunkie
* Tappy
* Bright Night
* Merry Treat
* Crystalline
* Silky Slipper
* Princess (roayl purple)

I love ponies

#107

re: I Love Ponies

Posted: 3/7/06 at 4:30pm

Was Baby Ribbs really the name of a pony? I find that disturbing as the first thing I think of when I hear "ribs" is food. Are you suggesting we eat ponies, Kitz? Sicko.

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

Updated On: 3/7/06 at 04:30 PM

#108

re: I Love Ponies

Posted: 3/7/06 at 4:42pm

*brings a bagful of sugar* May I pet a pony?

"The cynicism you refer to, I acquired the day I discovered I was different from little boys!~All About Eve

#109

re: I Love Ponies

Posted: 3/7/06 at 4:43pm

The weirdest thing is that it was an aqua colored pony with neon yellow hair and a dragon symbol on its side.

Where the name Baby Ribs came from, I'll never know. All I know is that I re-christened him Bambi.

#110

re: I Love Ponies

Posted: 3/7/06 at 4:47pm

OK, go ahead and pet. But be careful because I just got my hair did.

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

Updated On: 3/7/06 at 04:47 PM

#111

re: I Love Ponies

Posted: 3/7/06 at 4:54pm

Is anyone up for some pony-oke?

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

Updated On: 3/7/06 at 04:54 PM

#112

re: I Love Ponies

Posted: 3/7/06 at 5:04pm

ME! ME!

"No (horse)shoes, No shirt, No Pony" is up first!

#113

re: I Love Ponies

Posted: 3/7/06 at 5:12pm

How about "I'm Too Sexy for My Pony"?

#114

re: I Love Ponies

Posted: 3/7/06 at 5:12pm

Attention PONIES

Beware of this man. He is armed with a wiener and dangerous. He lives in AZ and was caught trying to have "relations" with one of our brethren, a sheep.

Be careful. The times are a-changin' and we need to look out for one another.

Yours Neiiiighfully,
Medley

#115

re: I Love Ponies

Posted: 3/7/06 at 5:13pm

Shock, horror!

What a dirty, mean old man!

Defiling lovely ponies that way...

#116

re: I Love Ponies

Posted: 3/7/06 at 5:14pm

I saw that guy peeking in my window last night!

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#117

re: I Love Ponies

Posted: 3/7/06 at 6:14pm

Pony pals,

I'm gonna be in the stable working for a bit. Please watch your hind ends to make sure you don't become a target.

xoxox,
Medley

#118

re: I Love Ponies

Posted: 3/8/06 at 3:52pm

It's been almost 24 hours since anyone showed any pony love. Has the world gone mad?

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#119

re: I Love Ponies

Posted: 3/8/06 at 3:53pm

I think they died from the cute overload-ness of the ponies.

"The cynicism you refer to, I acquired the day I discovered I was different from little boys!~All About Eve

#120

re: I Love Ponies

Posted: 3/8/06 at 3:54pm

Who died, the ponies or the givers of magical pony love?

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#121

re: I Love Ponies

Posted: 3/9/06 at 1:04am

~Bump~

My pony is still alive and rarin' to go!

You know, we haven't heard from Bobby Bubby who started this all...what happened to our pony friend?

I feel like we're slightly autistic.

#122

re: I Love Ponies

Posted: 3/9/06 at 3:50pm

By reviving this thread from the bottom of the second page, I feel like I'm beating a dead pony with a stick, but I can't let you go, ponies! I can't!

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#123

re: I Love Ponies

Posted: 3/9/06 at 4:41pm

SG,

These people LOVED Ponies when they were "hot" and "fashionable"...but I think now we see who are the REAL Pony-Panatics.

The joke is spreading very, very thin...

But still--ONWARD PONIES!

P.S. Bobby Bubby is a sell-out and I hope he gets kicked in the nuts for deserting his creation.

#124

re: I Love Ponies

Posted: 3/9/06 at 4:43pm

I think it's going to be you and me celebrating ponies from now on. Let's have a Pony Pride Parade and maybe stir up more membership into the club.

You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#125

re: I Love Ponies

Posted: 3/9/06 at 4:49pm

I think we should start a line of Ponycessories.

We could branch out in the malls and have like free horseshoe piercing* (*with the purchase of 4 horseshoes at the value of $20 or greater)

We could have t-shirts that say "Save a Horse, Ride a Pony"

and the pride parade would be called P.O.N.Y. (Ponies Out and in New York)

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