*The OFFICIAL Thread of the Pony* (The Ponies Welcome Back Kitz)- Page 5

[Kitzarina]

Posted: 3/7/06 at 3:52pm

I see ponies of blue
Red ponies too
I see them neigh
For me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful pony!

[MatthewAddison]

Posted: 3/7/06 at 3:59pm

Pony Pony Pony Pony Pony Pony Pony...
If you happen to be hung like a pony
And you feel very lonely
You can pay for a pony escapade

If you happen to be pretty and a pony
And you need some Rice-a-Roni
You can clip & clop and dance in the parade

For PONIES make the world go 'round, the world go 'round, the world go 'round
PONIES make the world go 'round
And we know, of course:
A PONY is no horse...

Pony Pony Pony
Pony Pony Pony
PONY PONY PONY
Ah!
(Dance)

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 3/7/06 at 4:05pm

If you happen to be hung like a pony
And you feel very lonely
You can pay for a pony escapade


Thanks for a great laugh, MA.

[hypertruffle]

Posted: 3/7/06 at 4:09pm

All the pony avatars makes me feel all happy inside. I wanna pet one now.

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 3/7/06 at 4:11pm

I am always available for petting. But bring me some sugar or I may bite.

[Kitzarina]

Posted: 3/7/06 at 4:26pm

Here is a list of the Ponies that Kitzy loved as a little girl:

* Cotton Candy
* Baby Cotton Candy (renamed Faline by Baby Kitzy)
* Baby Moondancer
* Tic-Tac-Toe
* Chief
* Baby Ribbs (renamed Bambi by Baby Kitzy)
* Speckles and Bunkie
* Tappy
* Bright Night
* Merry Treat
* Crystalline
* Silky Slipper
* Princess (roayl purple)

I love ponies

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 3/7/06 at 4:30pm

Was Baby Ribbs really the name of a pony? I find that disturbing as the first thing I think of when I hear "ribs" is food. Are you suggesting we eat ponies, Kitz? Sicko.

Updated On: 3/7/06 at 04:30 PM

[hypertruffle]

Posted: 3/7/06 at 4:42pm

*brings a bagful of sugar* May I pet a pony?

[Kitzarina]

Posted: 3/7/06 at 4:43pm

The weirdest thing is that it was an aqua colored pony with neon yellow hair and a dragon symbol on its side.

Where the name Baby Ribs came from, I'll never know. All I know is that I re-christened him Bambi.

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 3/7/06 at 4:47pm

OK, go ahead and pet. But be careful because I just got my hair did.

Updated On: 3/7/06 at 04:47 PM

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 3/7/06 at 4:54pm

Is anyone up for some pony-oke?

Updated On: 3/7/06 at 04:54 PM

[MatthewAddison]

Posted: 3/7/06 at 5:04pm

ME! ME!

"No (horse)shoes, No shirt, No Pony" is up first!

[Kitzarina]

Posted: 3/7/06 at 5:12pm

How about "I'm Too Sexy for My Pony"?

[MatthewAddison]

Posted: 3/7/06 at 5:12pm

Attention PONIES

Beware of this man. He is armed with a wiener and dangerous. He lives in AZ and was caught trying to have "relations" with one of our brethren, a sheep.

Be careful. The times are a-changin' and we need to look out for one another.

Yours Neiiiighfully,
Medley

[Kitzarina]

Posted: 3/7/06 at 5:13pm

Shock, horror!

What a dirty, mean old man!

Defiling lovely ponies that way...

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 3/7/06 at 5:14pm

I saw that guy peeking in my window last night!

[MatthewAddison]

Posted: 3/7/06 at 6:14pm

Pony pals,

I'm gonna be in the stable working for a bit. Please watch your hind ends to make sure you don't become a target.

xoxox,
Medley

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 3/8/06 at 3:52pm

It's been almost 24 hours since anyone showed any pony love. Has the world gone mad?

[hypertruffle]

Posted: 3/8/06 at 3:53pm

I think they died from the cute overload-ness of the ponies.

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 3/8/06 at 3:54pm

Who died, the ponies or the givers of magical pony love?

[MatthewAddison]

Posted: 3/9/06 at 1:04am

~Bump~

My pony is still alive and rarin' to go!

You know, we haven't heard from Bobby Bubby who started this all...what happened to our pony friend?

I feel like we're slightly autistic.

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 3/9/06 at 3:50pm

By reviving this thread from the bottom of the second page, I feel like I'm beating a dead pony with a stick, but I can't let you go, ponies! I can't!

[MatthewAddison]

Posted: 3/9/06 at 4:41pm

SG,

These people LOVED Ponies when they were "hot" and "fashionable"...but I think now we see who are the REAL Pony-Panatics.

The joke is spreading very, very thin...

But still--ONWARD PONIES!

P.S. Bobby Bubby is a sell-out and I hope he gets kicked in the nuts for deserting his creation.

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 3/9/06 at 4:43pm

I think it's going to be you and me celebrating ponies from now on. Let's have a Pony Pride Parade and maybe stir up more membership into the club.

[MatthewAddison]

Posted: 3/9/06 at 4:49pm

I think we should start a line of Ponycessories.

We could branch out in the malls and have like free horseshoe piercing* (*with the purchase of 4 horseshoes at the value of $20 or greater)

We could have t-shirts that say "Save a Horse, Ride a Pony"

and the pride parade would be called P.O.N.Y. (Ponies Out and in New York)