The ORIGINAL Magic Bullet Love Thread!

This infomercial is pure genius, and since we all love it so much here, I think it deserves its own thread.

The Cast
Mick Hastie - host, Australian, Magic Bullet salesman, loves party drinks and curry powder

Mimi Umidon - hostess and Mick's girlfriendpartner in crime, loves mangoes, raspberries, and chocolate-chocolate chip peppermint milkshakes. She is also somewhat annoyed by Mick's frivolous expenditure for curry power, "Curry power for everything."

Berman - party animal, shows up with a hangover, hates broccoli "Yuck, I hate broccoli", "Nobody eats like that...nobody"

Hazel - Strange, bespectacled woman in a bathrobe, never ashes her cigarette the entire infomercial, hates chopping up garlic

Wilma - party woman, could see herself using the Magic Bullet every day

Wilma's husband "Fred" - nachos are his favorite food "Those are mine!"

Ike - confounded guy, loves everything in his omelet, including cheese. "That's incredible!"

Ike's wife "Blondie" - apparently loves to grind coffee beans, could also see herself using the Magic Bullet every day
The Magic Bullet

Updated On: 8/4/06 at 01:50 AM

Excuse Me, we are here to express our LOVE for the Magic Bullet, if you are here to talk about how you don't like it, you can make a thread for that, but here is not the place.

As much as I hate the commercial, I still love watching them make food. Does that count for anything?

I would buy one for myself actually...

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Hell yeah mofoz. Magic Bullet representz! It didn't make its way into the BWW Skank Tank for nuttin!

Oh, the Magic Bullet! Fantastic! ;]


This doesn't have to do with the Magic Bullet buuuuuut:
My cousin actually bought the Pasta Express!
.... such a terrible idea!

If you think about it, they have like 7 magic bullets, that would have cost them 700 dollars+ , rich f'rs.

Well that is a dumb invention.

DefyingEDCT- If you think about it they must be rich, they have a house big enough for all those people, and they have nice counter tops. Also this comercial is quite controversial since Mike and Mimmi aren't married, why are they living together? But myabe since their house is so big, they each have their own rooms.

Ohh yes the pasta express. I never understood that.

I was about to type something that kinda made sense and kinda didn't. I'm too tired. I shouldn't be on here at 4 am.

This should be in the banal thread.

Continue.

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Okay I was gonna say the Magic Bullet is good for making quick meals for one person but not good for making quick meals for a whole family. But now that I think of it, if it really takes 10 seconds to mix something, then it can take a few minutes to create something for a larger family...

I don't know lol.

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This isn't regarding the Magic Bullet, but while we're on the subject of RONCO/"Set it and Forget It"...

I forgot which product it was (I think it was that oven thing), but does anyone remember when Ron would keep naming prices that the product wasn't (Not $400, not $300, not $200, not even $190...etc)? And then he would exclaim, "It's only 4 easy payments of $39.99!!!" And right before the applause, the whole screen would freeze and the dumb announcer would go, "No Ron! Now you can get it for only 3 easy payments of $39.99!!!" And then everything would resume again with the audience applause.

Remember Ronco pasta machine? Chocolate pasta mmm. Sounds good.

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JEALOUS!

Whatever happened to RONCO?

I usually watch infomercials if I'm bored and it's early in the morning or late at night. I'm getting sick of all the weight loss ones though.

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