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The ORIGINAL Magic Bullet Love Thread!- Page 3

The ORIGINAL Magic Bullet Love Thread!

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Dancinqueen123
#50re: The ORIGINAL Magic Bullet Love Thread!
Posted: 8/4/06 at 1:51pm

I also think of those kinds of things too. What kind of a person just has all of the makings for an omlet arranged nicely on a platter?


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DottieD'Luscia
#52re: The ORIGINAL Magic Bullet Love Thread!
Posted: 8/4/06 at 3:22pm

I'm sorry, but Mimi is such a skank.


Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

neddyfrank2
#53re: The ORIGINAL Magic Bullet Love Thread!
Posted: 8/4/06 at 4:13pm

She is, but look at them on the cover of that box...they are so perfect for each other. They really need their own show.


On the infomercial for the Super Bullet they wore the same clothes!

But why is the box in German?

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DottieD'Luscia
#54re: The ORIGINAL Magic Bullet Love Thread!
Posted: 8/4/06 at 4:16pm

Heaven forbid...their own show!!!??? Maybe you can have that other informercial skank - Kathy as one of their guests.


Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

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Fiction Writer
#55re: The ORIGINAL Magic Bullet Love Thread!
Posted: 8/4/06 at 4:17pm

"Tonight, on Cooking with the Magic Bullet, we make ham and cheese sandwiches."

gah.

SweetQintheLights
#56re: The ORIGINAL Magic Bullet Love Thread!
Posted: 8/4/06 at 4:23pm

"I also think of those kinds of things too. What kind of a person just has all of the makings for an omlet arranged nicely on a platter?

Exactly. If you're going to provide me with the cut cheese squares, the cut vegetables and the other things, then surely, I will buy the magic bullet.

That lady that smokes seriously makes me mad and I have no idea why.

And then when they make frozen drinks and use those twist on different color lids- you'd think it was the best invention ever!


"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178

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DottieD'Luscia
#57re: The ORIGINAL Magic Bullet Love Thread!
Posted: 8/4/06 at 4:31pm

SweetQ, the way you can't stand that lady is the way I can't stand the guy who doesn't like broccoli. I have seen this infomercial way too many times!


Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

neddyfrank2
#59re: The ORIGINAL Magic Bullet Love Thread!
Posted: 8/4/06 at 5:38pm

Common lets show some Berman and Hazel love!

Over_the_Moon
#62re: The ORIGINAL Magic Bullet Love Thread!
Posted: 8/4/06 at 11:44pm

My name is Over_the_Moon, and I am a Magic Bullet user.


I'd be happy to Q&A.

"I HATE BROCOLLI!"


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Color and Light
#63re: The ORIGINAL Magic Bullet Love Thread!
Posted: 8/4/06 at 11:58pm

The lyrics to my Magic Bullet song from days of yore. It's pretty terrible.



It takes too long to chop your chicken
And mix your cookie batter
Your juicer doesn't do its job
I wish it were no matter
At parties, your poor mixed drinks
Are flavorless and bland.
Your fruit smoothies are utterly loathed
And your chicken salad panned.

Well, my friend, you are in luck today
Jump for joy and click your heels!
We're bringing you a product
That ellicits happy squeals!
It does it all in seconds
It chops, grates, whips and beats!
From high class dinners and lunches
To vegetables and treats!

Magic bullet, I don't know how you do it.
Salsa in three seconds.
Nacho cheese in four.
When cooking up a dinner
I couldn't ask for more.

Before my dinners were lonely
And never anyone fun.
Who wants a three-minute omelet,
When you can have it one?

And with your trusty fan blade,
You became a baker's dream.
You can whip up a mean chocolate mousse,
With cocoa powder and cream!



At this point, I gave up.


Stop looking at my charisma.

neddyfrank2
#64re: The ORIGINAL Magic Bullet Love Thread!
Posted: 8/5/06 at 2:52am

Wow that song should win a Grammy!

shiksa_goddess- That picture is AMAZING.

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millie_dillmount
#66re: The ORIGINAL Magic Bullet Love Thread!
Posted: 8/5/06 at 6:36am

The Magic Bullet infomercial is on my TV now!


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DottieD'Luscia
#67re: The ORIGINAL Magic Bullet Love Thread!
Posted: 8/5/06 at 7:22am

Millie, the question is, when is it NOT on TV!!


Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

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Patronus
#71re: The ORIGINAL Magic Bullet Love Thread!
Posted: 8/6/06 at 11:21am

I am a happy owner of the Magic Bullet. I use it quite often actually.

As for the infomercial, I'd like a copy of it on DVD. I haven't seen it on in a while, although I don't want late night TV too often.

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Patronus
#73re: The ORIGINAL Magic Bullet Love Thread!
Posted: 8/6/06 at 4:23pm

I went through a stretch where I would make a smoothy every morning before work with it. I have to admit though I replaced that with an actual smooth machine because it came out better.

They are great for single serving milkshakes. I also occasionally make salsas and pesto type sauces with it.

It really does work best if you are preparing a meal for one or two people and frankly it doesn't do anything that you can't do with other typical appliances around your house - blender, food processor etc - but it's a nice and easy thing to have.

I picked it up for $40.00 at a department store clearance sale. :)

neddyfrank2
#74re: The ORIGINAL Magic Bullet Love Thread!
Posted: 12/10/06 at 3:31am

I just watched this today and gee it gets better everytime!

Mythus
#75re: The ORIGINAL Magic Bullet Love Thread!
Posted: 12/10/06 at 4:14am

I guessed that this infomercial would be on the Fox Network at 4 AM...and it was! I'm watching it right now. Ahh, isn't it amazing.

neddyfrank2
#76re: The ORIGINAL Magic Bullet Love Thread!
Posted: 10/29/07 at 8:40pm

I just bought one last week.

They are not lying - this thing is AMAZING!

CJR
#77re: The ORIGINAL Magic Bullet Love Thread!
Posted: 10/29/07 at 8:58pm

Maybe I just have a dirty mind, but when I read the thread title, I definitely didn't think this was about the "personal, versatile counter top magician" lmao

I've always been curious about how well the MB actually works. The one thing that irritates me most about it is when they make the omelet.... basically, all the ingredients are all blended/whipped together, as opposed to there being pieces and lots of cheesy goodness. How tasty could it possibly be?


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SweetQintheLights
#78re: The ORIGINAL Magic Bullet Love Thread!
Posted: 10/29/07 at 9:27pm

I agree with this post:

"Heres a thought. Sure it may take 10 seconds to GRIND these items, but what about prep time? to cut the cheese into those squares, to cut the vegetables .. and as she states during the pasta sause demonstration "And you never dirty a single plate or pan" but what about boiling that pasta? Was it just laying around and you didnt have to boil it? I dont know, Im skeptical."

You're doing a lot more work that they don't show. They have the cheese and vegetables pre-cut to put in the magic-bullet. You don't.


"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178

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shira467
#79re: The ORIGINAL Magic Bullet Love Thread!
Posted: 10/29/07 at 9:33pm

I have a Magic Bullet here at home, and it does work very well! Oh, I mean the blender re: The ORIGINAL Magic Bullet Love Thread!


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~FloweryFriend~
#80re: The ORIGINAL Magic Bullet Love Thread!
Posted: 10/29/07 at 9:33pm

God I love this informercial! It's HILARIOUS! The acting is HORRENDOUS!

Oh, so good.

I keep debating whether I should buy one, but I know I wouldn't actually use it. You have to keep food around in order to cook it... And I always forget that part.

Also, I have a feeling that it's exremely loud in real life.


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shira467
#81re: The ORIGINAL Magic Bullet Love Thread!
Posted: 10/29/07 at 9:34pm

FF - It's not loud, but its not quiet.


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MatthewAddison
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Posted: 10/30/07 at 4:14am

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