The Official (And Original) Random Thread--It's BACK, biotches!!- Page 111

[Nina Myers]

Posted: 11/20/04 at 12:34am

*looks surprised and somewhat dumbfounded. Slowly lowers the respirator, somewhat disappointed*

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/20/04 at 12:35am

Nina, don't buy her lies! She forgot, you know she did!

[Nina Myers]

Posted: 11/20/04 at 12:36am

*raises respirator, but slowly turns and starts to approach nia*

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 11/20/04 at 12:36am

Bum Bum BUMMMMMM.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/20/04 at 12:36am

*nods supportively, standing behind Nina, ready to back her up*

[Nina Myers]

Posted: 11/20/04 at 12:38am

*with allies behind her, Nina closes in for the kill*

Say "AHHHH" Nia!

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/20/04 at 12:38am

WHAT!?!!?!?!!?!!?!?

[Nina Myers]

Posted: 11/20/04 at 12:39am

No, no, say "Ahhh", not "What?!"

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/20/04 at 12:41am

*cries*

[Nina Myers]

Posted: 11/20/04 at 12:42am

*pat* *pat*

Nia, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Crying is only going to make it harder to breathe...

*Evil side takes over again*

FOR GOD'S SAKE, SAY "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/20/04 at 12:43am

No, Nina. Don't make it that easy. She'll be yelling "AHHHHH" once we close in on her. Make her yell, "I'M SORRY NINA AND TIFF AND I PROMISE TO RESPECT MY ELDERS FROM NOW ON AND NOT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE SENILE!!!!"

Updated On: 11/20/04 at 12:43 AM

[Nina Myers]

Posted: 11/20/04 at 12:45am

Okay. Nia, yell, "I'M SORRY NINA AND TIFF AND I PROMISE TO RESPECT MY ELDERS FROM NOW ON AND NOT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE SENILE!!!!"

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/20/04 at 12:47am

I am very nice to you insane people and you ought to be GREATFUL, damnit! And age is a number, but it don't measure wisdom.

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 11/20/04 at 12:50am

And I believe Nia is older than Nina.
Nia Nina.
Nina Nia.
I'm going to get confused.

[Nina Myers]

Posted: 11/20/04 at 12:50am

Ok, you know what!...

*motions to Tiff* Come'on, you hold her down while I shove the respirator down her throat!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/20/04 at 12:51am

Or perhaps it does, because it's spelt "GRATEFUL"!!!

Get her Nina!

[Nina Myers]

Posted: 11/20/04 at 12:52am

*chases Nia around the room and finally corners her*

Do you want to do it Tiff, or shall I?

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/20/04 at 12:53am

*cowers in corner of cyberspace*

*lightbulb* (ideas are an ohioan thing)

*hacks her way free*

:-P

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/20/04 at 12:54am

I'll let you do it Nina. I'm wearing my nice clothes today and bloodstains are a bitch.

Gov - Did you see NPH on Will and Grace? It reaired on syndication today!

[Nina Myers]

Posted: 11/20/04 at 12:56am

*as Nia runs away, Nina sticks her foot out and Nia trips. As Nia lies dazed on the floor, Nina calmly prances over and sticks the respirator in Nia's mouth...*

Oh, shoot. Medical Investigation is coming on. Can you finish up here Tiff? I gtg now. Nighties everyone. *waves to everyone pleasantly, then turns to Nia and signals a finger cuting across her throat*

[GovernorSlaton]

Posted: 11/20/04 at 12:56am

Are you sure it wasn't just in Canada?
If not, I think I'm going to cry.
Neil...Neil...

[Nina Myers]

Posted: 11/20/04 at 12:56am

Excuse me, *cutting*.

Night.

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/20/04 at 12:57am

*whips out her switchblade and slashes Nina's arm. Nina drops the respirator and howls in agony, allowing Nia to escape with it*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/20/04 at 1:01am

Gov - Definitely not just in Canada. I was watching it on my digital cable, on a network based in either New York City or LA, I don't remember. If it makes you feel any better, he's only in like, 15 minutes of it!

insomniak - You know I've studied forensics extensively and know how to get away with the perfect murder, right?

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/20/04 at 1:03am

Oh right.

*EDIT*

*Nia stabs Nina with an icicle, which will melt away. She then pays a hacker big bucks to cover her digital tracks*