*looks surprised and somewhat dumbfounded. Slowly lowers the respirator, somewhat disappointed*
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Nina, don't buy her lies! She forgot, you know she did!
*raises respirator, but slowly turns and starts to approach nia*
*nods supportively, standing behind Nina, ready to back her up*
*with allies behind her, Nina closes in for the kill*
Say "AHHHH" Nia!
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No, no, say "Ahhh", not "What?!"
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*pat* *pat*
Nia, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Crying is only going to make it harder to breathe...
*Evil side takes over again*
FOR GOD'S SAKE, SAY "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
No, Nina. Don't make it that easy. She'll be yelling "AHHHHH" once we close in on her. Make her yell, "I'M SORRY NINA AND TIFF AND I PROMISE TO RESPECT MY ELDERS FROM NOW ON AND NOT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE SENILE!!!!"
Okay. Nia, yell, "I'M SORRY NINA AND TIFF AND I PROMISE TO RESPECT MY ELDERS FROM NOW ON AND NOT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THE SENILE!!!!"
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I am very nice to you insane people and you ought to be GREATFUL, damnit! And age is a number, but it don't measure wisdom.
And I believe Nia is older than Nina.
Nia Nina.
Nina Nia.
I'm going to get confused.
Ok, you know what!...
*motions to Tiff* Come'on, you hold her down while I shove the respirator down her throat!
Or perhaps it does, because it's spelt "GRATEFUL"!!!
Get her Nina!
*chases Nia around the room and finally corners her*
Do you want to do it Tiff, or shall I?
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*cowers in corner of cyberspace*
*lightbulb* (ideas are an ohioan thing)
*hacks her way free*
:-P
I'll let you do it Nina. I'm wearing my nice clothes today and bloodstains are a bitch.
Gov - Did you see NPH on Will and Grace? It reaired on syndication today!
*as Nia runs away, Nina sticks her foot out and Nia trips. As Nia lies dazed on the floor, Nina calmly prances over and sticks the respirator in Nia's mouth...*
Oh, shoot. Medical Investigation is coming on. Can you finish up here Tiff? I gtg now. Nighties everyone. *waves to everyone pleasantly, then turns to Nia and signals a finger cuting across her throat*
Are you sure it wasn't just in Canada?
If not, I think I'm going to cry.
Neil...Neil...
Excuse me, *cutting*.
Night.
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*whips out her switchblade and slashes Nina's arm. Nina drops the respirator and howls in agony, allowing Nia to escape with it*
Gov - Definitely not just in Canada. I was watching it on my digital cable, on a network based in either New York City or LA, I don't remember. If it makes you feel any better, he's only in like, 15 minutes of it!
insomniak - You know I've studied forensics extensively and know how to get away with the perfect murder, right?
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Oh right.
*EDIT*
*Nia stabs Nina with an icicle, which will melt away. She then pays a hacker big bucks to cover her digital tracks*
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