I hate the beach. Most people think I'm strange because of that.
I like it when the weather is remotely tolerable. Plus, I'm totally depressed and I really don't want to be trapped with my family in a tiny, tiny house for 3 days. I've been crying for a week. Whenever I'm on the phone with a friend, and they hang up the phone, I immediatly start sobbing. I don't want to go on this freaking trip. F*ck it.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
What happened, Monkey?
Fair Lady, I'm not a huge fan of the beach nowadays.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
I love the beach! In summer at least. In December it's not quite the same. Who was it that had that unfortunate run in with the stingray?
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
*raises hand*
There is still a blue mark and a scar from the puncture wound a year and a half later. It was a bad few months, following that incident.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/7/04
Thanks, I think.
ALWAYS
WEAR
WATER SHOES.
I kid you not. Feels like stepping on a nail. And it's poisonus.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/18/04
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/18/04
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/18/04
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/20/04
Don't put your hand in a crocodile's mouth.
I think you're posting on the wrogn thread.
Wait, I'm a Pink Monkey? That sounds like a club or a drink.
The Pink Monkey. I like it.
Just a random phrase I had to get out of my head. Holly Drumlops!
Nifty.
My hands are cold.
My hands are warm. And my hair is turning into a triangle. Help me!
But I am too, so 'tis all fine and dandy.
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