Exactly, Ellie. I kid you not, my eyes glaze over and my tongue starts to droop out of my mouth. It's worse than my introduction to the administration of justice text books.
Delphie! It's horrific, isn't it? And how are you tonight, dear?
Oh and ladies, I need your advice. I posted this on the main board but no one responded except for RathNait.

My travel plans aren't firm for Europe yet (I know I'm going in April/May, but I don't have firm dates). "Guys And Dolls" tickets with Ewan McGregor just went on sale today. Do I buy tickets or not? I want to get tickets for the opening night preview (because that's likely the only night I'll be able to see it) - it's not a matter of is the price worth it (freakin' expensive, but still, it's Ewan and Jane) - the problem is I don't know if I'll be able to re-sell the tickets and get my money back if I can't go anymore. What do you think I should do?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell