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#5326

iPod

I wouldn't call him a man, he was just another student, but that's no excuse for being such a creep.

So, yah, men. Boys.
#5327

iPod

**starts orginizing a lynch mob**

lets get him..

F*cking males!!! **tries to push the adoration of many to back of mind**
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#5328

iPod

*grabs rusty crowbar, riddled with nails*

C'mon, let's get them! (But they do look cute naked)...
#5329

iPod

Gah Ellie! dont mention that now.. this is a lynch mob mentality.. Leave the beauty of the naked male body out of this or I might lose my concentration and......

**mind wanders**
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#5330

iPod

Dammit, Ellie, you ruined the moment. *drops hammer and torch* *mind goes off into dark places*
#5331

iPod

*picks up assorted weaponry from ground, hops into pink tank*

C'mon girls - lets get the limpdicks!
#5332

iPod

Okay, okay. *hops into pink tank with Ellie, dragging Cam along*
#5333

iPod

Stop people. Stop. Take a deep breath.
Hamlet's father.
#5334

iPod

**stumbles into tank still drooling**
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#5335

iPod

Quick, there's ckeaton! Mow him down!
#5336

iPod

*raises pitchfork and branding rod* CHARGE!
#5337

iPod

'ello all!
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain
#5338

iPod

*breaks nail, heel gives way*

Go on without me, gals...do it for the ladies....

*passes out*
#5339

iPod

NOOOOO! ELLIE!!!! I will NOT leave you.

I'll bring the SMD, if that's not too tired a joke. We could use that backup. *laces up combat boots and prepares for war*
#5340

iPod

*puts on stiletto work boots that Nia hates* It's war, bitches.
#5341

iPod

It's important to take a deep breath... and think this through. If you kill us, what fun will you have?
Hamlet's father.
#5342

iPod

Ok, I'm leaving while I'm ahead. Bye all :)
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain
#5343

iPod

hey camera--I got my free iPod at the link below--if you want one i suggest you do the blockbuster offer quickly because i heard theyre getting rid of it soon and it's how I got my referrals!!

And Gov. I haven't seen you in such a long time!

WIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!! I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Free Ipod up in hurrrrr.
#5344

iPod

HUSBAND! OH, LOVE! I MISSED YOU TOO!!!!!!!!!
#5345

iPod

*struggles up - nails broken, hair all over the place, mascara running, but still looking fabulous*

Hmmmmmmmmm...he does have a point, girls....we do need his sperm....

*grabs ckeaton by the scruff of his neck*

Gimme your sperm, dude......NOW!
#5346

iPod

Bye Nina! Hi E_S!
#5347

iPod

Bye Nina--I'm gonna have to be going too in 5 minutos.
#5348

iPod

Ellie, you can do better. Find someone else with superior sperm.

Delph... *wince* Those are bad for fighting, not to mention ugly...

Stay, Nina!

#5349

iPod

**goes after CK with a fire and no mercy**

Nia~ Help Ellie, we have to take them down!
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#5350

iPod

TO NIA:

1. Did you see the heels on those puppies? I could spear a thousand men on just one of them!

2. They're chic. Deal with it.

Anyway...
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