#5376
Posted: 1/11/05 at 9:43pm
Another one!!!!!!!
*hands Delphine switchblade*
Cut his throat, darling....do it
*hands Delphine switchblade*
Cut his throat, darling....do it
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#5378
Posted: 1/11/05 at 9:48pm
Ebby, I like you. No worries... *hides machete*
*throws towel to someone* Go get that cleaned up!
*throws towel to someone* Go get that cleaned up!
#5380
Posted: 1/11/05 at 9:50pm
*kicks ckeatons bloody carcus out of way*
*mops up blood, guts, sperm...applies Shake 'n' Vac, to put the freshness back*
*mops up blood, guts, sperm...applies Shake 'n' Vac, to put the freshness back*
#5381
Posted: 1/11/05 at 9:53pm
Hello again everyone... oooh! Blood! I can see I missed a lot of fun. :)
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain
#5382
Posted: 1/11/05 at 9:54pm
Delph~ Do it.. for all of us! DO IT..
aww bon~ dont leave you are safe.
aww bon~ dont leave you are safe.
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#5383
Posted: 1/11/05 at 9:56pm
Ellie, you could be a commercial script writer.
"Men got you down? Did they run into your knife ten times? Artistic differences? Spread eagles with your sister or even worse? No matter what the cause, we've got the solution for you- Shake-n-Vac, to put the freshness back. Gets out blood, guts, stomach acid, brain fluid and sperm. Free yourself of men- it's not a crime, ladies."
"Men got you down? Did they run into your knife ten times? Artistic differences? Spread eagles with your sister or even worse? No matter what the cause, we've got the solution for you- Shake-n-Vac, to put the freshness back. Gets out blood, guts, stomach acid, brain fluid and sperm. Free yourself of men- it's not a crime, ladies."
#5384
Posted: 1/11/05 at 9:59pm
*floats through wall*
I will be avenged.
Aside:
It's just a slight bit disturbing to read this.
OoooH! AhhhH!!! Scare!!!
*floats through other wall*
I will be avenged.
Aside:
It's just a slight bit disturbing to read this.
OoooH! AhhhH!!! Scare!!!
*floats through other wall*
Hamlet's father.
#5385
Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:02pm
**calls exorcist**
I will not deal with ck's ghost.. atleast when he was alive we could physically hurt him..
I will not deal with ck's ghost.. atleast when he was alive we could physically hurt him..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#5386
Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:02pm
Has anyone else noticed how Tiff is quoted in a disproportionately large amount of signatures?
ck, this is only the surface... you do not want to get me going.
ck, this is only the surface... you do not want to get me going.
#5387
Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:03pm
Who we gonna call? (all together) Ghostbusters!
P.S. Nia, I like it.
P.S. Nia, I like it.
#5388
Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:07pm
Lalalala....who's bored? I'm bored!
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#5389
Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:08pm
*pounces on Guido, shackles him to wall*
What shall we do with him, ladies?
What shall we do with him, ladies?
#5390
Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:09pm
*floats through the floor*
But why som? whhhhhhyyyyyYY!!!!!!!
What did IIIIII ever dooooo to yoooooooooouUuuuu!
Seriously? I've always been a cool dude.
What gives...
Seeeeeerrrrriiiiiously!!!!!
*floats through the ceiling*
But why som? whhhhhhyyyyyYY!!!!!!!
What did IIIIII ever dooooo to yoooooooooouUuuuu!
Seriously? I've always been a cool dude.
What gives...
Seeeeeerrrrriiiiiously!!!!!
*floats through the ceiling*
Hamlet's father.
#5391
Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:09pm
Guidsy, boredom may be hazardous to your health and result in a runny nose, sinuses, flu, heart attack or death by machete.
Ellie, I do what I can on short notice while friend by studying. Will think up something better later.
Ellie, I do what I can on short notice while friend by studying. Will think up something better later.
#5392
Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:11pm
Guido, you caught us at a very bad time....
*cackles insanely for rather too long*
*cackles insanely for rather too long*
#5393
Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:12pm
ooh Guido love, already shackled.. Ellie darlin this coudl be fun..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#5394
Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:13pm
*considers arsenal of torture equipment*
Hmmmm, so much to choose from...
Hmmmm, so much to choose from...
#5395
Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:14pm
*floats through crack of the door*
*puts a rusty machete in guido's teeth*
*winks*
Avenge me.
*floats through Ellie, just for fun*
*floats out a window*
*puts a rusty machete in guido's teeth*
*winks*
Avenge me.
*floats through Ellie, just for fun*
*floats out a window*
Hamlet's father.
#5396
Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:15pm
Why can't we all just settle this over bitter-almond-tasting tea?
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain
#5397
Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:16pm
yeah...well you guys just wait till Tiff finds out what you've done to her hubby. Ooohhh..she gonna be pissed off! iPod" width="14" height="14" src=https://cloudimages.broadwayworld.com/board/wink.gif>
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#5398
Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:16pm
Nice try ck, but Guid wouldn't hurt us and even so, ghosts can't pick up things.
Ellie, whatcha got?
Ellie, whatcha got?
#5400
Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:20pm
*walks over, picks up head, and puts it back on neck* that's not very nice! It was just a bit of cyanide!
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain
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