The Official (And Original) Random Thread--It's BACK, biotches!!- Page 216

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 9:43pm

Another one!!!!!!!
*hands Delphine switchblade*
Cut his throat, darling....do it

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 9:46pm

I think I'm gonna go to sleep before Im cut up. Gnight all.

[insomniak]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 9:48pm

Ebby, I like you. No worries... *hides machete*

*throws towel to someone* Go get that cleaned up!

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 9:48pm

Yay!!!!!! GNight all! Where does the word avatar come from>=?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 9:50pm

*kicks ckeatons bloody carcus out of way*

*mops up blood, guts, sperm...applies Shake 'n' Vac, to put the freshness back*

[Nina Myers]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 9:53pm

Hello again everyone... oooh! Blood! I can see I missed a lot of fun. :)

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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain

[camerangel]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 9:54pm

Delph~ Do it.. for all of us! DO IT..

aww bon~ dont leave you are safe.

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[insomniak]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 9:56pm

Ellie, you could be a commercial script writer.

"Men got you down? Did they run into your knife ten times? Artistic differences? Spread eagles with your sister or even worse? No matter what the cause, we've got the solution for you- Shake-n-Vac, to put the freshness back. Gets out blood, guts, stomach acid, brain fluid and sperm. Free yourself of men- it's not a crime, ladies."

[ckeaton]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 9:59pm

*floats through wall*
I will be avenged.

Aside:
It's just a slight bit disturbing to read this.

OoooH! AhhhH!!! Scare!!!
*floats through other wall*

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Hamlet's father.

[camerangel]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:02pm

**calls exorcist**

I will not deal with ck's ghost.. atleast when he was alive we could physically hurt him..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[insomniak]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:02pm

Has anyone else noticed how Tiff is quoted in a disproportionately large amount of signatures?

ck, this is only the surface... you do not want to get me going.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:03pm

Who we gonna call? (all together) Ghostbusters!

P.S. Nia, I like it.

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:07pm

Lalalala....who's bored? I'm bored!

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:08pm

*pounces on Guido, shackles him to wall*

What shall we do with him, ladies?

[ckeaton]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:09pm

*floats through the floor*
But why som? whhhhhhyyyyyYY!!!!!!!
What did IIIIII ever dooooo to yoooooooooouUuuuu!
Seriously? I've always been a cool dude.
What gives...
Seeeeeerrrrriiiiiously!!!!!
*floats through the ceiling*

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Hamlet's father.

[insomniak]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:09pm

Guidsy, boredom may be hazardous to your health and result in a runny nose, sinuses, flu, heart attack or death by machete.

Ellie, I do what I can on short notice while friend by studying. Will think up something better later.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:11pm

Guido, you caught us at a very bad time....

*cackles insanely for rather too long*

[camerangel]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:12pm

ooh Guido love, already shackled.. Ellie darlin this coudl be fun..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:13pm

*considers arsenal of torture equipment*

Hmmmm, so much to choose from...

[ckeaton]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:14pm

*floats through crack of the door*
*puts a rusty machete in guido's teeth*
*winks*
Avenge me.
*floats through Ellie, just for fun*
*floats out a window*

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Hamlet's father.

[Nina Myers]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:15pm

Why can't we all just settle this over bitter-almond-tasting tea?

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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:16pm

yeah...well you guys just wait till Tiff finds out what you've done to her hubby. Ooohhh..she gonna be pissed off!

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

[insomniak]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:16pm

Nice try ck, but Guid wouldn't hurt us and even so, ghosts can't pick up things.

Ellie, whatcha got?

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:16pm

*slices Nina's head off*

[Nina Myers]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 10:20pm

*walks over, picks up head, and puts it back on neck* that's not very nice! It was just a bit of cyanide!

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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain