The Official (And Original) Random Thread--It's BACK, biotches!!- Page 220

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 11:15pm

Right that's it!! This mission can't be entirely fruitless!!

*pulls out Terminator-style bazooka and mows people down indriscriminately*

Mwahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!
Any survivors????

*continues mowing people down until bullets run out*

Aaaah......*sips Bacardi breezer*
Updated On: 1/11/05 at 11:15 PM

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 11:16pm

yes Delphie, I am a good boy. terribly under-appreciated by tiff so it seems, but good nevertheless.

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

[insomniak]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 11:17pm

If you revive me I'll give you some of the Bacardi I brought home this summer from Puerto Rico that isn't sold anywhere else.

[camerangel]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 11:18pm

Ellie, you didn't just do that.. **wags finger** dont get me angry young lady!


**revives Nia**

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 11:19pm

*sprinkles life dust over Nia's hideously bloodied corpse*

Hand it over...

[insomniak]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 11:21pm

Now, what shall I do? There's only one bottle.

*thinks*

I'll keep it. Toodooloo, kiddies, wish me luck tommorrow. Bigass Spanish exam that's all writing.

[sweetiedarlinmia]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 11:21pm

i really dont know if i should be horrified or entertained. but i'm leaning toward entertained.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 11:22pm

Good luck, Som! Don't forget, Donde estas el bano? The words that got me through my Mexican Riviera cruise alive.

And Guido, I'm a kept woman. You know I'm all yours. *fluttery eyes, leaning against you*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[camerangel]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 11:23pm

Tiff you Floozy!

Ellie, we will get her tomorrow.. naughtly little Nia.. she will pay!

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 11:24pm

Good luck Nia! I'll let you live, this once.

[camerangel]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 11:25pm

so what shall we drink Ellie??

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 11:25pm

*joins Mia in horrification* (Yeah, that's a word. Uh-huh.)

Guido and I are simply in bliss and could hardly be touched by the bloodshed that goes on.

Here's to hoping that nasty Dirty Gertie (aka Cam) gets what's coming to her though.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 11:27pm

Tiff is a saucy little madam, isn't she? Will you get that sperm for me, Tiff? It's for the good of humankind! See, the plan is to freeze enough sperm to keep the human race going after the destruction of the male species...sounds like a plan, right? Right? So what's stopping you? Extract what we need...and then let me take a pillow to Guido's purdy little face.

[camerangel]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 11:28pm

OOo Really tiff??

you hope I get whats coming to me?? **grins**

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 11:29pm

ok ellie...you can have a small sample of my semen (it's powerful enough anyway, i should know) but you come at me with a pillow and it will be you who ends up lifeless with a crushed trachea, mark my words.

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

[Delphine]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 11:30pm

It's powerful, and you know it? Guido, do tell...

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 11:33pm

INSOMNIAK GET THE HELL OFFLINE AND STUDY!!!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[camerangel]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 11:33pm

**is intrigued and a bit disturbed by guido's last statement**

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 11:34pm

well Delphie...you assume how I'd know if my sperm works...and i'll tell you if you're right or not.

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

[Delphine]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 11:35pm

YOU HAVE A CHILD?! *GASP*

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 11:36pm

well...not quite. nearly (a couple times)

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

[Delphine]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 11:39pm

That's what I thought. But I went for the dramatic, you know. I like to think big.

[camerangel]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 11:42pm

**giggles**

Big is good..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Ellie3]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 11:43pm

OK, I'll have to retire my weapons for this evening...it's been fun murdering you all, though. Delph, did I get you? *pulls out pistol, and shoots Delphine in head* Scum...never liked her...
anyway, it's been fun. Until the morrow! And I'd better find a large sample of semen waiting for me when I get back, otherwise there'll be trouble. G'night all!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/11/05 at 11:45pm

*pout* the party's leaving!

if i engage in blood shed, will you stay on longer?

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell