Whoever's trying to kill my love of my life will have to go through me first!! Unless I'll break a nail. Then I'll just be around for moral support.
And my jailbait would-have-been lover, CQ, swim little fish! Swim away! There's no stopping crazed teenage girls, haven't you LEARNED THAT BY NOW??
*grabs Guido and CQ by the hands and runs*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell