The Official (And Original) Random Thread--It's BACK, biotches!!- Page 263

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 1/23/05 at 1:43am

Well, at least they didn't tear it to pieces.

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Real men are tenors.

[Phantom Chicken]

Posted: 1/23/05 at 1:45am

very true...

OK, priest, did you like mastrononitsunami (w.e her name is) as aldonza (the revival one)...

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

[StickToPriest]

Posted: 1/23/05 at 1:46am

I'm sure they all sounded fine in their own right, but any pop version of a theatre song makes me want to scream.

I mean, all you need to do to see how much better acting the song is rather than "popping it up" is listen to Liz Callaway's 'Journey to the Past' from Anastasia and then listen to Aillyiah's (sp?) version of it.

Callaway is better by leaps and bounds.

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"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.

[Phantom Chicken]

Posted: 1/23/05 at 1:47am

YEah...I mean I was just in shock that they even did a theatre song...

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 1/23/05 at 1:48am

*nods and follows conversation*

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Real men are tenors.

[Phantom Chicken]

Posted: 1/23/05 at 1:52am

ha, monkey...

it surprises me when they do thtr songs in "pop" concerts or w/e

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 1/23/05 at 1:53am

Me too. But I usually end up wincing.

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Real men are tenors.

[Phantom Chicken]

Posted: 1/23/05 at 1:54am

ya, me 2...i should probably add in...when they TRY to perform thtr songs...

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

[BroadwayMonkey]

Posted: 1/23/05 at 1:55am

True dat, baby. True dat.

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Real men are tenors.

[Justice]

Posted: 1/23/05 at 1:59am

I need advice.

I have to work tomorrow, but due to this Blizzard, I don't know if I should. I called the job and the manager told me that if I can't make it, don't worry about it. I'm sure that everyone will do this, and no one will show up to work. I don't want to go, but, if I don't I'll lose out on money. Besides, I live in the city - not an outer burrough - so my excuses of not making it aren't as valid as those living out in Queens. Should I tell them my block is blocked off with snow?

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"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.

[Phantom Chicken]

Posted: 1/23/05 at 2:03am

If you tell them that you can't make it because of the snow, they should believe you.

If not, go with the classic sick excuse....

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/23/05 at 2:06am

Oh my god my head is spinning. I just told BSo but I need to angst. Over the last 6 hours I've managed to get drunk, throw up (huddled in the restaurant bathroom), pass out in the car, wake up with a splitting hangover, get over it and watch Star Wars.

I give up on drinking. It's just not worth it.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[camerangel]

Posted: 1/23/05 at 2:08am

Aww hun.. Go to bed!!

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Phantom Chicken]

Posted: 1/23/05 at 2:09am

don't say you give up...just limit yourself....

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/23/05 at 2:14am

The sad thing is I didn't even drink that much. Like, one drink. But I'm allergic. I just never learn.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[camerangel]

Posted: 1/23/05 at 2:17am

Oh hun.. I'm sorry. that sucks.. And you think you would have learned from my recent Ice Cream incident.. Oh hell no we are stupid sometimes and think oh just this once..

And guess what.. Stupidity IS painful.. obviously..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Phantom Chicken]

Posted: 1/23/05 at 2:18am

::points to your av:: You'r allergic? That explains the bloating!

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/23/05 at 2:24am

and the agreement to get horrible plastic surgery.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Phantom Chicken]

Posted: 1/23/05 at 2:26am

ah, yes....

I own the first six threads...how sad is that

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 1/23/05 at 2:28am

Yeah, that is sad. My record is 5, and that was in the middle of the night.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Phantom Chicken]

Posted: 1/23/05 at 2:30am

haha, plus i started three of them...

but i can't go to bed for an hr...

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

[camerangel]

Posted: 1/23/05 at 2:36am

umm wow its dead tonight

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

[Phantom Chicken]

Posted: 1/23/05 at 2:47am

it really is....

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"I think Harvey [Fierstein] wishes he were a black woman. I say he's the largest black woman in the show. I wish Harvey were straight, cuz I'd do him in a minute. I like big burly mother f***ers like him." ~Mary Bond Davis on Harvey Fierstein Thanks to Mistress @ spouzic.com

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 1/23/05 at 6:21pm

well I'm hurrr yo.

[Justice]

Posted: 1/23/05 at 6:22pm

Wut up

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"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.