Who am I? Who am I? Where am I? What's this? I've been locked in a 4x8 room for the last 48 hours (okay, 2 hours) writing like a tortured monkey! What's going on? Why am I here? Why am I so screwed? Who are you all?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell