The Official (And Original) Random Thread--It's BACK, biotches!! — Page 317

#7901

HAPPY V-DAY!!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 10:10pm

*grabs rose, breaks it over knee and stmps petals into fuschia pulp*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#7902

HAPPY V-DAY!!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 10:18pm

awwww... that was my special rose just for BWW... *turns into a beast, puts on manly voice* "when the petals fall off, i will be cursed forever! sing furniture! sing!"

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"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed

#7903

HAPPY V-DAY!!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 10:21pm

aww Tiffy I feel you,.. I really do!

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#7904

HAPPY V-DAY!!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 11:06pm

aww cheer up!

#7905

HAPPY V-DAY!!

Posted: 2/14/05 at 11:08pm

can we threadjack the random thread? cam... is it bad that i like to leave marks? you didn't answer and since you're the all knowing sex queen....

#7906

Sex And Orgy Chat Thread #1

Posted: 2/14/05 at 11:09pm

^^ Just doing my part...

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#7907

Sex And Orgy Chat Thread #1

Posted: 2/14/05 at 11:10pm

no not always middy.. sometimes leaving marks it fun, and a good thing.. soemtimes I prefer to leave no evidence..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#7908

Sex And Orgy Chat Thread #1

Posted: 2/14/05 at 11:15pm

good point. sometimes it's good not to leave evidence... but i like to show off my handywork.

#7909

welcome to the monistary

Posted: 2/14/05 at 11:18pm

you can be creative and show off your handy work without being blatent about it

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#7910

welcome to the monistary

Posted: 2/14/05 at 11:22pm

i'm definitely not getting you guys flowers anytime soon, i see what you do to them!

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#7911

welcome to the monistary

Posted: 2/14/05 at 11:24pm

what do you mean us guys? only tiff did that to the flowers...

#7912

welcome to the monistary

Posted: 2/14/05 at 11:25pm

Guids, I dated a florists son for 3 years and NEVER F*CKING GOT FLOWERS!!! Bastard!!

I'm used to not getting flowers..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#7913

welcome to the monistary

Posted: 2/14/05 at 11:28pm

well i guess i could try it and if your response isn't good, i'd know not to do it again.

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#7914

welcome to the monistary

Posted: 2/14/05 at 11:29pm

Hye Guidi!

#7915

welcome to the monistary

Posted: 2/14/05 at 11:32pm

hi Bonsing!

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#7916

welcome to the monistary

Posted: 2/15/05 at 12:06am

what's up??

#7917

welcome to the monistary

Posted: 2/15/05 at 12:09am

my blood pressure, literally.

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#7918

welcome to the monistary

Posted: 2/15/05 at 12:14am

ayayayay

#7919

welcome to the monistary

Posted: 2/15/05 at 12:34am

what's wrong guido????

GNight folks. I'm beat. Lemme know how you are Guido!

#7920

welcome to the monistary

Posted: 2/15/05 at 5:28am

oh, i dunno. just in a proverbial rut, if you will.

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"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears." CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre" "I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is." TOM STOPPARD

#7921

welcome to the monistary

Posted: 2/15/05 at 5:58am

Not my thread, and don't want to intrude - BUT, if you keep on moving, Guido, you'll pop out of the rut eventually. Stagnation is the only thing to fear.

#7922

welcome to the monistary

Posted: 2/15/05 at 12:07pm

Oh D this is everyones thread.. you are not intruding here..

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#7923

welcome to the monistary

Posted: 2/15/05 at 6:18pm

Hey people.

Okay, would anyone like to be random?

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'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

#7924

welcome to the monistary

Posted: 2/15/05 at 6:21pm

Hey Hep.. I'm here for a few minutes then I'm off.. how are you

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#7925

welcome to the monistary

Posted: 2/15/05 at 6:22pm

howdy