If you grovel a little more and whimper about the pains of the real world compared to your virtual buds, we'll (or, I'll) be more inclined to re-embrace you.
And maybe wish you a happy birthday too.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell