The Official (And Original) Random Thread--It's BACK, biotches!!- Page 344
The Official (And Original) Random Thread--It's BACK, biotches!!
#8575yay for stuff!
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:28pmhaha.funny
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#8576yay for stuff!
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:30pmYah I didn't really care:) I'm trying to memorize this monologue for Wednesday right now, and it's just not sticking! Ahhhh!!!
Ways to annoy people:
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
Ask people what gender they are,or
Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)
#8577yay for stuff!
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:31pmgo! go! memorize!
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#8578yay for stuff!
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:32pmI always memorize monologues by listening to a recording of it. Actually I learn all my lines like that.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#8579yay for stuff!
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:34pm
And if you can't memorize them, you can always just put the recording on a small tape recorder, stick it in your pocket, and lipsync to it while you're performing.
It worked for Ashlee.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#8580yay for stuff!
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:34pmgood idea! thank you! I'm going to go record myself! I hate the sound of my voice on recordings but right now, I'll try anything!
Ways to annoy people:
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
Ask people what gender they are,or
Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#8581yay for stuff!
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:34pm
Ashley?
Just kidding. It worked for Ashley until she was caught.
#8582yay for stuff!
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:40pm
GUUUYS! It's ashLEE not ashley.
and you guys call yourselves human...
tsk tsk
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#8583yay for stuff!
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:45pm
Don't look at me! Captain_Spellzalot is the one who screwed up!
*sniffle*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#8585yay for stuff!
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:46pmi geus hokked on fonicz wurked fer u to?
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#8586yay for stuff!
Posted: 3/5/05 at 8:51pmNo. I learned the old fashioned way. By school. By a teacher.
#8587yay for stuff!
Posted: 3/5/05 at 9:20pmok I was right in the middle of recording myself when my brother just throws the door open and asks me if I want to go to borders with him! I have to go finish recording and then memorize!
Ways to annoy people:
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
Ask people what gender they are,or
Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)
#8588yay for stuff!
Posted: 3/5/05 at 9:23pmok I recoreded it just reading because I was afraid I would listen to it and be like, gawd I'm a terrible actress! but anyway, I sound like a robot it's so funny
Ways to annoy people:
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
Ask people what gender they are,or
Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#8589yay for stuff!
Posted: 3/5/05 at 9:24pmIf you sound like a robot, you best fix your delivery while you're fixing your memorization!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#8590yay for stuff!
Posted: 3/5/05 at 9:31pmI read it like a robot on purpose! I loved this monologue when I first came across it, which was today, but now it's just annoying me because I know it,but it's just not sticking, you know? like I'll try to say a little part from memory at a time, and I'll be like, wait was it "anyway" or "anyways", and then I'll go back and check and I'll be like Ahhhh! i said I wasn't going to look at it that time! this is so frustrating and I have to memorize it for wednesday.
Ways to annoy people:
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
Ask people what gender they are,or
Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)
#8591yay for stuff!
Posted: 3/5/05 at 9:42pmHey, I started a whole thread about it! Do you know what's funny? In my musical theatre class, we're working on scenes and this girl and me are doing a scene from chess. The teacher person is like out of his mind, because you know in chess it's about how the guy is married and he cheats on his wife with Florence? I get be Florence though, so that's cool.
Ways to annoy people:
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
Ask people what gender they are,or
Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#8592yay for stuff!
Posted: 3/5/05 at 9:45pmI thought Chess was about Chess? I actually have no idea.
#8593yay for stuff!
Posted: 3/5/05 at 9:48pmthere's a big chess tournament thingie in there, but chess ends up being a metaphor because it's a bunch of people cheating on other people, you know? I don't know what that teacher was thinking, having us play like, forty year olds. but it's fun. I get to be a b**ch and the whole scene is really awkward because it's the guys wife
Ways to annoy people:
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
Ask people what gender they are,or
Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)
Ebonic_Singer
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/18/04
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Ebonic_Singer
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/18/04
#8596yay for stuff!
Posted: 3/5/05 at 9:56pmWHat's up? It's always nice to get new people on this thread--it's muy fun!
#8597yay for stuff!
Posted: 3/5/05 at 10:10pmHey Ebsin!
Ways to annoy people:
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
Ask people what gender they are,or
Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Ebonic_Singer
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/18/04
#8599yay for stuff!
Posted: 3/5/05 at 10:17pmebsin? I have more nicknames than Idina Menzel has insane little fans who are willing to violently stab someone in the abdomen for a locke of her hair.
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