"Khakis Schmakis, I bet Tiff is at home now, her feet up, in black suspenders, lounging back sucking on a long cigarette holder, laughing sultrily."
*in my best Kathleen Turner voice* ::chuckle while taking a drag of my cigarette:: Oh Ellie. Don't you know it.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell