I do come on kind of often! *sniff* I haven't been on BWW for the last week and a half though because of travel and actually having a busy lifestyle.

You need to come by more frequently to kick things off! How about, as thread starter, every time you bump the thread, you do it by posting a funny news article or quote from something like fark.com so it gives us a topic of discussion? That would be fun! I'll start. Er, later.
Well, okay, here's a topic of discussion, because I don't think it warrants its own thread. Did anyone watch the new Bachelor last night? I never watch those dating/"love" reality shows, but when I heard it was Jerry O'Connell's worse half, Charlie O'Connell, best known for getting blown by Sarah M Gellar in Cruel Intentions, my morbid curiousity had to tune me in. WHAT. A. TRAINWRECK. First off, he's got this goony deep voice and a perpetually slurred speech that makes him sound like a heavy concussed hockey player or the first Joe Millionaire. He also has this slight facial distortion that makes him appear as if he's been smacked across the face with a wooden plank more than once in his life. And this women are BITCHES and SLUTS! You should have seen the snarky catfight that ensued at the stupid rose ceremony. Rrrorr. You'd think they were fighting over someone of quality! They DO realize this is CHARLIE, and not Jerry, right?
Wow, between Kangaroo Jack and this show, I think the O'Connell boys are doing their parents proud!
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