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#9051

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/30/05 at 5:06pm

See? That's the best you'll get without a funny topic to discuss!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9053

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/30/05 at 5:13pm

*shakes head sadly*

Okay, CQ, clearly we're the only ones on the same level for some Randomiffic witty repare!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9055

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/30/05 at 5:28pm

Dammit Ebby, you keep killing this thread! (And not with laughter!)

Now go find something funny! Scoot!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9056

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/30/05 at 5:30pm

of course! TAKE MY SURVEY!
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#9057

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/30/05 at 6:44pm

What do you call the goat who's No.1 in the charts?

Billy Idol.

What do you call the goat who lives in a submarine?

Billy Ocean.

What do you call the goat who lives in Scotland?

Billy Connolly. *shrug*
#9058

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/30/05 at 6:45pm

























What?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9060

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:00pm

You're just not funny, SmEllz. Admit it.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9061

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:01pm

What did the one-armed farmer say to the three-titted milkmaid?

Hello, Sarah, how are you?

And you say I'm not funny. Pure comedy, people, pure COMEDY.
#9062

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/30/05 at 7:03pm

Well, that doesn't make any sense.



Girls who live on farms aren't called Sarah. They're all called Betty, or Betsy, or Ellie or Gertrude. Oh wait, maybe those were the cows.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9063

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/30/05 at 8:14pm

play nice
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#9065

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/31/05 at 12:59am

Heee...I just caught the end of Cheno on The West Wing. Her voice makes me laugh. Especially when she's talking about such serious subject matter. It's like listening to Chip and Dale's sister. It's such a thankless role. Was Deenee busy?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9068

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/31/05 at 8:23pm

See? You didn't bring anything funny or interesting to the table!

*crosses arms and turns away from Ebby until he comes up with something good*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9069

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/31/05 at 8:23pm

yo
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#9070

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/31/05 at 8:27pm

Yo, CQ.

I don't think la Cheno will be doing much singing on West Wing. I haven't seen any press secretaries breaking into song before, but you never know.
#9071

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/31/05 at 8:31pm

She's so miscast on that show.

Any predictions on who'll become prez? (I actually don't follow the show anymore, but it should be a fun showdown!)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9073

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/31/05 at 8:38pm

whats with the duck, Tiff?
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#9074

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/31/05 at 8:41pm

I don't know. It's a photo I took on my trip, and I'm testing the cutesy avatar waters. The full photo is actually much, much cuter.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
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