The Official (And Original) Random Thread--It's BACK, biotches!!- Page 365

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:01pm

That was mean. If I was accepted, I should have received my letter by March 31. *looks at calendar*

*remembers that Ellie only got into Arts faculty at Yale and not something smarter*

*cheers up*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:03pm

Aww, I'm sure you will be accepted.*

Hey, I could've done something boring like criminology if I wanted!

*snoozes*

*By Dimwits Anonymous.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:05pm

*thinks of Criminology subjects*

*thinks of English Litera-zzzzz*

*snickers*

*cries at empty mailbox*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:06pm

*thinks of Hot Library Guy*

*cries at empty box*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:08pm

*eyes tear up at putrid smell of Ellie's empty box*

*thinks of potential date with Brent that was shot down by said tearer-upper last week*

*cries at own empty, rose-smelling box*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:10pm

*eyes tear up at mere thought of Tiff's gangrenous box*

*sniffs own box insecurely*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:13pm

*gets shot in the eye by puss from open cold sore in Ellie's box*

*screams*

*wonders how well sore puss will travel if packaged to Halifax as punishment to admission committee*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:15pm

*realizes Tiff is a hairy man*

*is puzzled by aforementioned box*

Is Tiff a hermaphrodite?

*squirts Tiff with smegma*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:17pm

I put the Aphrodite in Hermaphrodite!

*pats own back at own wit*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

Updated On: 3/31/05 at 11:17 PM

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:22pm

You smell of poop.

Go stroke your penis, ladyboy.

*is tired*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:25pm

Wow. Just...wow.

I'm going to put this in my post for posterity (buh-dum-bah!) so everyone can look back on the climax of your wit this fine evening:

Ellie3 at 11:22:14PM 3/31/05:
You smell of poop.

Go stroke your penis, ladyboy.



Wow.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:28pm

*sobs*

*consults crystal ball, sees that Tiff will spend her life alone*

*feels better*

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:29pm

*is ready to farm cobwebs*

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:32pm

*is ready to put spiders in BST's cooter*

*remembers that is currently being pursued by a 3.9 GPA rich aviation major with money and a car, while Ellie can't even get a guy who hangs out at a library*

*smiles*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:33pm

*remembers getting laid*

*realizes tiff doesn't*

*giggles*

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:35pm

He may have money and a car, but I bet he looks like an aging sumo-wrestler with a bald spot.

And FYI, Hot Library Guy adores me. He's just waiting to make his move.

*smiles*

*cries*

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:36pm

*distinctly remembers festering cold sores on BST's mouth*

*smiles that the payoff of not getting any for so long will be great and grand*

*smirks at Ellie*

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:39pm

*thinks there should be a Karen/Jack spinoff*

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:43pm

*agrees with b_s_t*

Did I ever tell you about the time I met Megan Mullally? Did I?

*notices large bulge in Tiff's knicker area*

[broadway_star_tomorrow]

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:44pm

Only 17 times.

What have you been up to, Ellie?

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AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 6:55am

G'morn.

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 6:57am

G'morn.

*groan*

[Ellie3]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 7:20am

I am now eating some Honey Nut Cheerios for my breakfast.

I am also pondering over if I should have some orange juice, or a more tropical blend.

I am also online at an ungodly hour.

What a saddo I am.

But I don't wanna go to college!!!!!!!!!

[Caroline-Q-or-TBoo]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 5:44pm

hey fools! i gotta a prepbowl meet in two hours!!! aye! im just droppin' by, to say hi!

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[nobizlikeshobiz]

Posted: 4/1/05 at 11:27pm

Hi people! Ahhhhh!!!!! I'm going to see Les Miz tomorrow! And that's good, because I have tickets for Wicked, and I got tickets for Les Miz at the Last minute so now Wicked isn't going to be the first show I ever see! good! I've never seen a Broadway show or a tour, really. It's sad.

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