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#9101

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:01pm

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch" width="14" height="14" src=https://cloudimages.broadwayworld.com/board/sad.gif> That was mean. If I was accepted, I should have received my letter by March 31. *looks at calendar*

*remembers that Ellie only got into Arts faculty at Yale and not something smarter*

*cheers up*

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9102

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:03pm

Aww, I'm sure you will be accepted.*

Hey, I could've done something boring like criminology if I wanted!

*snoozes*

*By Dimwits Anonymous.
#9103

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:05pm

*thinks of Criminology subjects*

*thinks of English Litera-zzzzz*

*snickers*

*cries at empty mailbox*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9105

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:08pm

*eyes tear up at putrid smell of Ellie's empty box*

*thinks of potential date with Brent that was shot down by said tearer-upper last week*

*cries at own empty, rose-smelling box*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9107

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:13pm

*gets shot in the eye by puss from open cold sore in Ellie's box*

*screams*

*wonders how well sore puss will travel if packaged to Halifax as punishment to admission committee*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9109

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:17pm

I put the Aphrodite in Hermaphrodite!

*pats own back at own wit*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

Updated On: 3/31/05 at 11:17 PM

#9111

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:25pm

Wow. Just...wow.

I'm going to put this in my post for posterity (buh-dum-bah!) so everyone can look back on the climax of your wit this fine evening:

Ellie3 at 11:22:14PM 3/31/05:
You smell of poop.

Go stroke your penis, ladyboy.



Wow.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9113

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:29pm

*is ready to farm cobwebs*
AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#9114

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:32pm

*is ready to put spiders in BST's cooter*

*remembers that is currently being pursued by a 3.9 GPA rich aviation major with money and a car, while Ellie can't even get a guy who hangs out at a library*

*smiles*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9115

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:33pm

*remembers getting laid*

*realizes tiff doesn't*

*giggles*
AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#9116

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:35pm

He may have money and a car, but I bet he looks like an aging sumo-wrestler with a bald spot.

And FYI, Hot Library Guy adores me. He's just waiting to make his move.

*smiles*

*cries*
#9117

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:36pm

*distinctly remembers festering cold sores on BST's mouth*

*smiles that the payoff of not getting any for so long will be great and grand*

*smirks at Ellie*
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#9118

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:39pm

*thinks there should be a Karen/Jack spinoff*
AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#9119

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:43pm

*agrees with b_s_t*

Did I ever tell you about the time I met Megan Mullally? Did I?

*notices large bulge in Tiff's knicker area*
#9120

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 3/31/05 at 11:44pm

Only 17 times.

What have you been up to, Ellie?
AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
#9123

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 4/1/05 at 7:20am

I am now eating some Honey Nut Cheerios for my breakfast.

I am also pondering over if I should have some orange juice, or a more tropical blend.

I am also online at an ungodly hour.

What a saddo I am. You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch" width="14" height="14" src=https://cloudimages.broadwayworld.com/board/sad.gif>

But I don't wanna go to college!!!!!!!!!
#9124

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 4/1/05 at 5:44pm

hey fools! i gotta a prepbowl meet in two hours!!! aye! im just droppin' by, to say hi!
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
#9125

You wanted witty!?A Man Walked Into A Bar....Ouch

Posted: 4/1/05 at 11:27pm

Hi people! Ahhhhh!!!!! I'm going to see Les Miz tomorrow! And that's good, because I have tickets for Wicked, and I got tickets for Les Miz at the Last minute so now Wicked isn't going to be the first show I ever see! good! I've never seen a Broadway show or a tour, really. It's sad.
Ways to annoy people: Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes. Ask people what gender they are,or Disagree strongly with everything anybody says:)
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