The Official (And Original) Random Thread--It's BACK, biotches!!- Page 45

[Nina Myers]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:19am

Hey while we're on randomness I heard the scariest, wierdest, and funniest story ever...
One of my friends was telling me this story about her sister's coworker...
So the coworker is really into piercings, and she decides to get her nipple pierced...
After a while it starts hurting, so she goes to see the doctor. He tells her that it is infected, and whatever she does, she shouldn't take it out.
So the coworker goes home and the pain is so immense that she is forced to take it out. She goes into the bathroom, takes out the piercing, and is surprised to find a long, white chord that looks like dental floss trailing the piercing. She thinks, Oh, I don't need this, and gets a pair of scissors.
She cuts the chord, sh*ts her pants, and falls over unconscious. It turns out, she cut a nerve in her nipple. Can't you just feel the pain?
(By the way, I've been away for months and I have missed all of you guys so much. Feels great to be back!)

[Delphine]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:20am

Hello again, darling, glad to see you back again!

But thanks to your story...


*huddles in corner, holds boobs, shielding them from the world* Updated On: 11/2/04 at 12:20 AM

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:23am

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY...

she cut a NERVE!?!?!!??!


IS she alive?!

[Nina Myers]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:24am

Yes...
but forever scarred...
by that awful experience...

[Delphine]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:25am

I think so. I HOPE so. *squick*


In other news, look who's BAA-ACK!
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[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:27am

OUUUUUUUCH!! I don't have boobs but it still seemed like it hurts!!!!! Is that possible? It's true? eep.

[Delphine]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:27am

Men have boobs. Men can breastfeed too. Sexy...

[Nina Myers]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:28am

Yes, ebonic, sadly, it's true...

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:28am

Oh well, I guess I don't use them to my full advantage. I love when it's late at night and this thread is bumpin'!

[insomniak]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:29am

What happened to her? Cutting a NERVE?

And men can't breastfeed, ebonic. Nuh-uh.

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:30am

Delphine said it not me.

Has anyone ever had a GRILLED bologna sandwich?? It's heaven on bread!!!!!!!!!

[Delphine]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:30am

We need more people, though. But since they're not around...

Tell me how Toxic Audio went the other day!

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:32am

Oh goodness--they were naturally flawless. Ummmmm... I posted a review on the Main board and I met LIZA MINELLI!!

[Delphine]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:34am

Alright, I'm gonna go read that in a moment.

But let me take a second to say YES, MEN CAN BREASTFEED. It is possible, although most men don't bother to try. The ones that do bother normally have to get hormone injections. They produce milk, just not as much as a woman would. Remember that when you get married, ladies.

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:36am

That is a HORRIFYING story. Oh my god.

In other news, I got into a car accident today! Whoo!

[Nina Myers]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:36am

There was something about men breastfeeding in the comics a few years back. The lady was tired of breat feeding and wanted her husband to do it instead

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:36am

What happened? You okay?????

[Nina Myers]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:39am

Car Accidents are awful. Even if it's a minor one, you're always still shaken up.
And then a day later you wake up and find your neck is killing you...

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:40am

It was on family guy when peter becomes all feminine.

[Delphine]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:42am

Tiff, are you alright? How is your car?

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:45am

Tiff where are you?????

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:47am

Hey, I'm over here. Yeah, we got rear-ended today, and not in a sexy Queer As Folk way. hehe

I was sitting in the backseat so I got the brunt of it. Aside from a sore jaw, I didn't think it hurt too much but then I'm feeling a lasting pain in the middle of my back, which SUCKS.

Aside from that, the car was only slightly damaged, but I'm surprised that I'mstill sore even like 4 hours after it happened!

[Delphine]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:47am

Okay, I'm gonna leave now, my lovely Ebonic. I need to go read the New York Times then go to bed. Goodnight!

[Type_A_Tiff]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:47am

Hey, I'm over here. Yeah, we got rear-ended today, and not in a sexy Queer As Folk way. hehe What happened is the car in front of us made a hard brake, then we made a hard brake, then the car behind us made a not so hard brake and slammed into us.

I was sitting in the backseat so I got the brunt of it. Aside from a sore jaw (I was closing my mouth and then the jolt slammed my teeth together), I didn't think it hurt too much but then I'm feeling a lasting pain in the middle of my back, which SUCKS.

Aside from that, the car was only slightly damaged, but I'm surprised that I'm still sore even like 4 hours after it happened!

Updated On: 11/2/04 at 12:47 AM

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:49am

But what happened? Where were you? I'm assuming it's the other guy's fault?