#1101
Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:19am
Hey while we're on randomness I heard the scariest, wierdest, and funniest story ever...
One of my friends was telling me this story about her sister's coworker...
So the coworker is really into piercings, and she decides to get her nipple pierced...
After a while it starts hurting, so she goes to see the doctor. He tells her that it is infected, and whatever she does, she shouldn't take it out.
So the coworker goes home and the pain is so immense that she is forced to take it out. She goes into the bathroom, takes out the piercing, and is surprised to find a long, white chord that looks like dental floss trailing the piercing. She thinks, Oh, I don't need this, and gets a pair of scissors.
She cuts the chord, sh*ts her pants, and falls over unconscious. It turns out, she cut a nerve in her nipple. Can't you just feel the pain?
(By the way, I've been away for months and I have missed all of you guys so much. Feels great to be back!)
One of my friends was telling me this story about her sister's coworker...
So the coworker is really into piercings, and she decides to get her nipple pierced...
After a while it starts hurting, so she goes to see the doctor. He tells her that it is infected, and whatever she does, she shouldn't take it out.
So the coworker goes home and the pain is so immense that she is forced to take it out. She goes into the bathroom, takes out the piercing, and is surprised to find a long, white chord that looks like dental floss trailing the piercing. She thinks, Oh, I don't need this, and gets a pair of scissors.
She cuts the chord, sh*ts her pants, and falls over unconscious. It turns out, she cut a nerve in her nipple. Can't you just feel the pain?
(By the way, I've been away for months and I have missed all of you guys so much. Feels great to be back!)
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