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#1101

Alias

Hey while we're on randomness I heard the scariest, wierdest, and funniest story ever...
One of my friends was telling me this story about her sister's coworker...
So the coworker is really into piercings, and she decides to get her nipple pierced...
After a while it starts hurting, so she goes to see the doctor. He tells her that it is infected, and whatever she does, she shouldn't take it out.
So the coworker goes home and the pain is so immense that she is forced to take it out. She goes into the bathroom, takes out the piercing, and is surprised to find a long, white chord that looks like dental floss trailing the piercing. She thinks, Oh, I don't need this, and gets a pair of scissors.
She cuts the chord, sh*ts her pants, and falls over unconscious. It turns out, she cut a nerve in her nipple. Can't you just feel the pain?
(By the way, I've been away for months and I have missed all of you guys so much. Feels great to be back!)
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain
#1102

Alias

Hello again, darling, glad to see you back again!

But thanks to your story...


*huddles in corner, holds boobs, shielding them from the world*

Updated On: 11/2/04 at 12:20 AM

#1103

Alias

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY...

she cut a NERVE!?!?!!??!


IS she alive?!
#1104

Alias

Yes...
but forever scarred...
by that awful experience...
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain
#1105

Alias

I think so. I HOPE so. *squick*


In other news, look who's BAA-ACK!
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#1106

Alias

OUUUUUUUCH!! I don't have boobs but it still seemed like it hurts!!!!! Is that possible? It's true? eep.
#1107

Alias

Men have boobs. Men can breastfeed too. Sexy...
#1108

Alias

Yes, ebonic, sadly, it's true...
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain
#1109

Alias

Oh well, I guess I don't use them to my full advantage. I love when it's late at night and this thread is bumpin'!
#1110

Alias

What happened to her? Cutting a NERVE?

And men can't breastfeed, ebonic. Nuh-uh.
#1111

Alias

Delphine said it not me.

Has anyone ever had a GRILLED bologna sandwich?? It's heaven on bread!!!!!!!!!
#1112

Toxic

We need more people, though. But since they're not around...

Tell me how Toxic Audio went the other day!
#1113

Toxic

Oh goodness--they were naturally flawless. Ummmmm... I posted a review on the Main board and I met LIZA MINELLI!!
#1114

Toxic

Alright, I'm gonna go read that in a moment.

But let me take a second to say YES, MEN CAN BREASTFEED. It is possible, although most men don't bother to try. The ones that do bother normally have to get hormone injections. They produce milk, just not as much as a woman would. Remember that when you get married, ladies.
#1115

My boobies!

That is a HORRIFYING story. Oh my god.

In other news, I got into a car accident today! Whoo!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1116

Toxic

There was something about men breastfeeding in the comics a few years back. The lady was tired of breat feeding and wanted her husband to do it instead
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain
#1117

My boobies!

What happened? You okay?????
#1118

My boobies!

Car Accidents are awful. Even if it's a minor one, you're always still shaken up.
And then a day later you wake up and find your neck is killing you...
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain
#1119

My boobies!

It was on family guy when peter becomes all feminine.
#1120

My boobies!

Tiff, are you alright? How is your car?
#1121

My boobies!

Tiff where are you?????
#1122

My boobies!

Hey, I'm over here. Yeah, we got rear-ended today, and not in a sexy Queer As Folk way. hehe

I was sitting in the backseat so I got the brunt of it. Aside from a sore jaw, I didn't think it hurt too much but then I'm feeling a lasting pain in the middle of my back, which SUCKS.

Aside from that, the car was only slightly damaged, but I'm surprised that I'mstill sore even like 4 hours after it happened!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1123

My boobies!

Okay, I'm gonna leave now, my lovely Ebonic. I need to go read the New York Times then go to bed. Goodnight!
#1124

My boobies!

Hey, I'm over here. Yeah, we got rear-ended today, and not in a sexy Queer As Folk way. hehe What happened is the car in front of us made a hard brake, then we made a hard brake, then the car behind us made a not so hard brake and slammed into us.

I was sitting in the backseat so I got the brunt of it. Aside from a sore jaw (I was closing my mouth and then the jolt slammed my teeth together), I didn't think it hurt too much but then I'm feeling a lasting pain in the middle of my back, which SUCKS.

Aside from that, the car was only slightly damaged, but I'm surprised that I'm still sore even like 4 hours after it happened!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

Updated On: 11/2/04 at 12:47 AM

#1125

My boobies!

But what happened? Where were you? I'm assuming it's the other guy's fault?
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