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The Official (And Original) Random Thread--It's BACK, biotches!!
#1100Alias
Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:19am
Hey while we're on randomness I heard the scariest, wierdest, and funniest story ever...
One of my friends was telling me this story about her sister's coworker...
So the coworker is really into piercings, and she decides to get her nipple pierced...
After a while it starts hurting, so she goes to see the doctor. He tells her that it is infected, and whatever she does, she shouldn't take it out.
So the coworker goes home and the pain is so immense that she is forced to take it out. She goes into the bathroom, takes out the piercing, and is surprised to find a long, white chord that looks like dental floss trailing the piercing. She thinks, Oh, I don't need this, and gets a pair of scissors.
She cuts the chord, sh*ts her pants, and falls over unconscious. It turns out, she cut a nerve in her nipple. Can't you just feel the pain?
(By the way, I've been away for months and I have missed all of you guys so much. Feels great to be back!)
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain
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#1113Toxic
Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:34am
Alright, I'm gonna go read that in a moment.
But let me take a second to say YES, MEN CAN BREASTFEED. It is possible, although most men don't bother to try. The ones that do bother normally have to get hormone injections. They produce milk, just not as much as a woman would. Remember that when you get married, ladies.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1114My boobies!
Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:36am
That is a HORRIFYING story. Oh my god.
In other news, I got into a car accident today! Whoo!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
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Broadway Legend Joined: 8/18/04
#1117My boobies!
Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:39am
Car Accidents are awful. Even if it's a minor one, you're always still shaken up.
And then a day later you wake up and find your neck is killing you...
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read - Mark Twain
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#1121My boobies!
Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:47am
Hey, I'm over here. Yeah, we got rear-ended today, and not in a sexy Queer As Folk way. hehe
I was sitting in the backseat so I got the brunt of it. Aside from a sore jaw, I didn't think it hurt too much but then I'm feeling a lasting pain in the middle of my back, which SUCKS.
Aside from that, the car was only slightly damaged, but I'm surprised that I'mstill sore even like 4 hours after it happened!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#1122My boobies!
Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:47amOkay, I'm gonna leave now, my lovely Ebonic. I need to go read the New York Times then go to bed. Goodnight!
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#1123My boobies!
Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:47am
Hey, I'm over here. Yeah, we got rear-ended today, and not in a sexy Queer As Folk way. hehe What happened is the car in front of us made a hard brake, then we made a hard brake, then the car behind us made a not so hard brake and slammed into us.
I was sitting in the backseat so I got the brunt of it. Aside from a sore jaw (I was closing my mouth and then the jolt slammed my teeth together), I didn't think it hurt too much but then I'm feeling a lasting pain in the middle of my back, which SUCKS.
Aside from that, the car was only slightly damaged, but I'm surprised that I'm still sore even like 4 hours after it happened!
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Updated On: 11/2/04 at 12:47 AM
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
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#1124My boobies!
Posted: 11/2/04 at 12:49amBut what happened? Where were you? I'm assuming it's the other guy's fault?
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